Slopedeck Snowskate - Skateboard for the Snow

$155 Amazon »

Show off your slick tricks on an even slicker surface this winter with a Slopedeck Snowskate. The Canadian-made hybrid trades in snowboard bindings for a maple cambered deck that mimics a skateboard's in both size and...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Phone Booth

$8,495 Cubicall »

In the Winter of 1989, Bill & Ted had an Excellent Adventure. Over 30 years later, in the Summer of 2020, Mr. Preston Esquire and Mr. Logan are going to have to Face the Music for it. And while you can't use the Bill...

Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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Ohboyohboyohboy, a replica Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man you can eat! I won't say he's giant because, well, we've seen what an actual giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like in the movie. But at 10.6 ounces...

Ignik Gas Growler - Refillable Propane Tank

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The Ignik Gas Growler is a refillable propane tank that endeavors to give us some happy, environmentally-friendly, and economical middle ground. When you're camping, RVing, tailgating, grilling, or doing any activity...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

Discontinued

A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

V-Coptr Falcon Drone

The V-Coptr Falcon Drone is comin' out bi. Described by maker Zero Zero Robotics as "the world's first V-shaped bi-copter," the V-Coptr Falcon ditches one pair of arms and propellers in favor of a dual-rotor propulsion...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

$79.95 Amazon »

Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...

Atmos Air-Purifying Face Mask

$350 Ao Air »

Ao Air hopes their forthcoming Atmos face mask will be - oh yeah - a breath of fresh air amidst a market of otherwise constricting, uncomfortable, and butt ugly wearable air purifiers. In addition to "a more human experience"...

PopSolo Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone & Voice Mixer

$17.20 - $24.99 Amazon »

Sorry, Goose, but a PopSolo Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone is my preferred wingman for telling older women who turn out to be my astrophysicist Top Gun instructor that they've lost that lovin' feeling. It's just way more...

Tubmarine Wood-Fired Hot Tubs

$20k Tubmarine »

Oh how you taunt me, Tubmarine! I could never afford your wood-fired tubness, and just looking at your modern design and eco-friendly marriage of recyclable stainless steel and sustainable soft woods, especially as I...

Dude's must see products for a cold and lifeless January 2020 had you dreaming of summer road trips in luxury camping trailers and taking out your aggressions by whipping stingers and unleashing the kraken. Thankfully the month ended on a happy note, with everyone soothed into a state of cuteness...

Walking Dead Lucille Replica Bat with Opener & Flask

$70 Etsy »

Lucille may be gone for good from The Walking Dead, but you can pay her tribute in your own home with this Walking Dead Lucille replica bat from Banner Bats. True, this bat's barbed wire is stenciled on rather than wrapped...

Dalstrong Whetstone Knife Sharpening Kit

$116.10 Amazon »

I have a problem. It's my knives. They're never as sharp as my wit. Dalstrong, can you help narrow the gap?...

FlushBrush - Self-Cleaning Toilet Brush

$24 - $31 Flush Brush »

The FlushBrush is a self-cleaning toilet brush because its snap-on / pop-off head stores right in your toilet bowl, right in the middle of the tsunami of water that swirls 'round the top every time someone flushes...

E26: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 26 of What Is This Thing?, a fun / dumb challenge / no-brainer I set forth with one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Oh, I also give you a few hints to help / do nothing to...

Garden Genie Gloves with Claws

$9.99 Wal-Mart »

Performing gardening chores and yard work for my mama this spring is gonna be way more fun with a pair of these Garden Genie Gloves...with Claws! Diggin' through the dirt like a lion or a dragon or, well, since it's...

Wall-Mountable Microwave Oven

Kevin Choi won the iF Student Design Award in 2016 for his Wall-Mountable Oven concept, a small microwave that consumes an even smaller space in your kitchen thanks to its back panel attachment directly to your wall...

2'-Wide Dragon's Eye Candle Holder

$129.95 Wind & Weather »

This dragon doesn't breathe fire. He blinks it. With a romantic flicker. And in a big way. The Dragon's Eye Candle Holder is a ceramic sculpture that measures almost 2' across. You can place a candle up to the task of...

Little Tipsy Jello Shot Tower

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It's J-E-L-L-O shot J-E-N-G-A, baby! The Little Tipsy Jello Shot Tower is a handmade game of skill and coordination that challenges both even further by building booze into the building process...

Robosen T9 Transforming Robot

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It may not look like Optimus Prime, but the Robosen T9 Robot aims to be as close to a real life Transformer as you can get for at-home enjoyment. I want to say Robosen is as lifelike as Sideshow Collectibles' Baby Yoda...

Ring Pop Shot Glass Set

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Rings of Sapphire Gin, Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka, and Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila. They may not signify a marriage proposal, but a proposal to get engaged with shots downed from these Ring Pop Shot Glasses isn't a bad Valentine's...

Life-Size Baby Yoda Replica

$350 Sideshow »

Life-size and life-like, the Baby Yoda - or The Child, if you succumb to formalities - figure from Sideshow Collectibles is going to make a lot of fans of The Mandalorian very happy. And for fans of intense adorability?...

Indoor Hunting Cat Feeder

$16.10 Amazon »

Doc & Phoebe's Indoor Hunting Cat Feeder gives your feline friend the chance to play cat and mouse every night, in the house, and without a dead rodent at your feet as the endgame. Stimulating cats' hunting instincts...