Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven

$250.70 Amazon »

"Mitsubishi Electric Bread Oven" is a fancy way of saying "Toaster from Japan." And they should add the subtitle, "That Can Toast Only 1 Slice of Bread at a Time." And then possibly the sub-subtitle, "But It Will Be the...

Barking Kittens - Exploding Kittens 3rd Expansion Pack

$19.98 Amazon »

If you like Exploding Kittens - you sadist, you - you'll probably also like the party game's 3rd expansion pack, Barking Kittens. Though by the title, it sounds like the 20 new cards included in this release are more...

E59: What Is This Thing?

$20.31 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 59 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

KAT Walk C Personal VR Treadmill

KAT VR calls its forthcoming KAT Walk C "the world's first personal VR Omni-Directional Treadmill." If you're not a gamer and that makes no sense to you, yep, sounds about right. The Kat Walk C is a gamer-designed gadget...

Walk Of Mind Custom-Molded Shoes

Designer Hadar Slassi's Walk Of Mind shoes scored a 2019-2020 A' Design Gold Award in the Footwear category for their custom-molded hybrid design concept. Slassi uses 5 layers to build the shoes, calling each a "stratum"...

Ghost Pacer Holographic Workout Partner

$229 - $249 Kickstarter »

One thing I suck at is running. So the Ghost Pacer, a mixed reality headset that projects a holographic workout partner to pace, challenge, motivate, and improve your running game, would seem pretty damn cool to me if...

pureAir SOLO Personal Space Air Purifier

$49 Amazon »

pureAir SOLO is careful to be careful about the claims it makes as a personal space air purifier, but it does drop the "virus" buzzword of 2020 a couple times. The around-the-neck wearable uses a platinum permanent emitter...

The very best male masturbatory aids always have been and always will be porn - obviously - but recent developments in sex toy tech and gadgetry, and the fact that dating is even trickier during a pandemic than it is under normal circumstances has brought some new and exciting products to market...

Englander Microfiber Air Mattress

$99.95 - $159.95 Amazon »

It's not really in my best interest to make my overnight houseguests as comfortable as possible, seeing as I wish most of them would leave about 2 hours after they arrive. But I still support the Englander Microfiber...

Lucyd Loud Audio Sunglasses

$59.99 - $99.99 Lucyd »

Just as Bluetooth connectivity has brought us hands-free talking, it, along with gadgety eyewear like the Lucyd Loud Audio Sunglasses and Bose Frames, has kinda brought us ear-free listening. Lucyd Loud is fitted with...

Joydeem Foldable 3-Tier Electric Food Steamer

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All that hot air that's been circulating around the news and social media, society in general, the past few...4-ish...years? Joydeem decided to put it to good use inside their electric food steamer, a 3-tiered foldable...

GoCube Electronic Bluetooth Rubik's Cube

$79.95 Amazon »

Want to participate in the inaugural digital speed cubing competition? Huh? The what? In less fancy terms, that's the 2020 Rubik's World Cup, this year playable remotely by amateur and pro color block speedsters alike...

Stained Glass Driverless Sleeper Car of the Future

Dominic Wilcox must fall asleep in church a lot. The offbeat designer modeled his Stained Glass Driverless Sleeper Car of the Future concept vehicle after the stained glass windows of cathedrals, and calls it the "Mini...

66-Hour Cordless Lamp

How does the 66-hour cordless lamp burn for a whopping 66 hours per 1-1/2-hour charge? Simple. The little green men living inside juice it up...

Big Joe Meash Captain's Chair Float

$69 - $74 Amazon »

Meash* your lounging time on land with your floating time in the water. The Big Joe Meash Captain's Chair Float will keep you chillaxed in the pool and on the patio alike. Though with more emphasis on the chill during...

PENTAX VD 4x20 WP 3-in-1 Binoculars

$220 Amazon »

Who wants to do some spying sightseeing? The PENTAX VD 4x20 WP 3-in-1 Binoculars have you covered. How about a little girl bird watching on the beach with a friend? Split apart the PENTAX VD 4x20 WP, and get yourself...

Dhyan Multi-Mode Zen Lounger

Sorry, dudes, as much as you and I might want to kick back in the living room amongst a garden of calming plants, or in the middle of a stone-filled pool bubbling under our asses, the Dhyan zen lounger is just a piece...

Dad Grass Hemp CBD Pre Rolls in Screw Decoy Box

$37 Dad Grass »

Dad Grass isn't quite as illicit and un-Dadly as it sounds, but it's not entirely innocent - like a reference to the grass stains on Dad's New Balance sneaks after mowing the lawn - either. Dad Grass smoke packs contain...

Slyde Grom Body Surfing Handboard

$59.99 Amazon »

Surf's up and Slyde is down to get you out in it with their Grom body surfing handboard. With a construction that's ultra-buoyant, syrup-sticky on top, and buttery-slick on the bottom, the Grom is designed to help novice...

Object Rights Curved Flatware

$200 - $300 Object Rights »

Object Rights made this curious Curved Flatware so your fork, knife, and spoon can exist "in harmony with your circular plate." But what about the harmony with your hand and mouth? I'd like to see a demo of someone successfully...

Phone Toaster 5-in-1 UV-C Phone Sanitizer

$84 - $94 Kickstarter »

According to Phone Toaster creator April Stone, her 5-in-1 UV-C germ nuker is "the world's most feature-packed phone sanitizer." We'll talk about that in a sec, but first I'd like to point out that the Phone Toaster is...

WhizRider Portable Car Seat

$79.99 WhizRider »

The WhizRider is a harness-style restraint system that serves as a portable car seat. Uh, for kids. Not, unfortunately, for your mama, who white knuckles the "Oh God!" handle above her door, gasps and hits her invisible...

E58: What Is This Thing?

$16.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 58 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster

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The Todco Roasted Garlic Express Electric Roaster: for when you need bad breath, stat!...