If you always wanted to be a firefighter but never became a firefighter, how about being a car washer or flower waterer with a fire hose nozzle instead? The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle from Bon-Aire has the same virtually...

This dude will puff up his chest and dry and iron your shirts all day long, every day you've got laundry, for a single payment of, like, a hundred bucks. What a dummy...

Cups. I thumb my nose at thee. No, make that my Draft Top. I thumb my Draft Top at thee...

This steel sword may be forged in miniature, but it's still honed to a super sharp edge, and eager to be wielded during all the little battles you'll fight in your life. Loose threads. Plastic clamshell packaging. That...

The STEALTH Core Trainer invites you to "Plank and play games!" Hmmm. Change that to "Plank or play games!" and I'm in. I choose play games...

Your wife will be so happy to hear instead of a fancy grill and a fancy smoker, or a fancy combination of the two, all you're going to buy is a simple and cost efficient Smoking Pouch from The Smokist...

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...

Oh FunKey S, you cute wittle bitty foldable console, you could not have crossed my path at a better time. I was recently forced to give up my flip phone for my first ever smartphone, and even though it's only been a week...

I couldn't decide whether to call this condiment bottle topper of a dude having explosive diarrhea of your chosen condiment "Running from Behind," "Runs from Behind," "Poocasso," or "Ass Blaster." In fact, his name is...

This jigsaw puzzle ode to Frank Lloyd Wright's architectural masterpiece Fallingwater is double the pleasure, double the fun as a 2-sided puzzle featuring a photograph of the iconic Pennsylvania residence on one face...

Not exactly the kind of float plane I asked my fairy godmother for, but...I'll take it! Come on, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Cornelius, Victor, Maurice, Esteban, and...how many is that? This airplane floating island holds...

The Anthenea, now that's what I call an apodment. This luxe floating suite is a solar-powered, eco-friendly retreat for the very rich, and oceanfront hotels and resorts serving the very rich...

I was trying to pen a catchy opener for The Ridge's Summit Knife based on that Capital One slogan, "What's in your pocket?" but then I looked it up and found the slogan is actually, "What's in your wallet?" and that doesn't...

Charcoal Companion's Nonstick Kabob Grilling Baskets believe no more mushrooms should be lost to the charcoal abyss. They believe hunks of onions should not lose 3 of their layers when you move to lift it off the BBQ...

The Factory, Material Immaterial Studio's latest concrete rolling ball kinetic sculpture, is a nod to Brutalist architecture, and our desire to own stuff we can fiddle with to spur creativity, or just take a mental break...

Please tell me The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand also comes with a feature that allows you to change Alexa's wake word to "Baby Yoda."...

RV buyin', RV livin', and certainly RV road trippin' are on the RV rise, and if you're going to invest in one of the coolest campers, RVs, trailers, and caravans out there, RVLock recommends in investing in a way to keep...

Pee-Litical Targets know that when you wake up in the middle of the night having to take a leak so bad you can taste it, you need 2 things: 1) A motion-activated night light in the toilet so you don't miss the bowl; and...

Welcome to Edition 57 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

"Every time an angry baby boomer misspells millennial, an angel gets its student loans forgiven." That dig, from the internet's @jaboukie, is the book OK Boomer: OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?" and Other Daily...

I've always known I can beat my meat, but with the MEATER Plus wireless meat thermometer, I'm learning I can also outsmart it. The smart temperature taker and monitor is a smart cooking assistant you can use indoors or...

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...