Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce
While I do think squirrels can be a huge P in the A, I mostly like Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce for its exceptional label artwork. Actually, having recently participated in my own DIY hot sauce challenge, I can relate to it.
The spicy sauce is a birdseed mix-in intended to deter the unwanted, thieving pests that are squirrels from gobbling up all the food you set out to attract the pretty little winged buddies you do want in your yard. If Cole's packaging is to be believed, squirrels who munch on some sauce-soaked seed will feel as if they've just swallowed a baby dragon.
So what about the birds who peck up Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce? Apparently birdies love them some 5-star spice, and the likes of bluebirds, cardinals, wrens, buntings, and finches will, er, flock to it.