Today we salute Denver and Seattle, our Super Bowl XLVIII competitors and title holders of Most Stoned Cities in America. It's cool though. Denver and Seattle live in the first two US states to legalize marijuana, so why wouldn't they be stoned? Stoned, chilled out, and primed for a full day of laid-back team spirit and mad consumption of meat and simple carbohydrates. A day of stopping to smell the herbal perfume that emanates from their AeroGardens of homegrown MJ and brings it all together.
For the sake of full disclosure, I will acknowledge that, yes, you could purchase and use Miracle-Gro's AeroGarden 7 to grow cooking herbs, lettuce, flowers, or really any small plant. I mean, I don't condone and don't want to promote that sort of thing but I know it's what some will want to use the planter for, so I'm not going to lie or avoid the subject. The AeroGarden's 7 separate pods will sprout seeds of any persuasion, and its NASA-proven, dirt-free growing technology will groom them into viable purveyors of pleasure up to 10 times faster than plants grown in soil.
Miracle-Gro's indoor plant factory is fitted with two energy-efficient 50-watt CFL bulbs in its hood, which can be programmed to output light optimal to growing vegetables, flowers, salad greens, and herbs. The hood adjusts up to a 12" height for plant growth. Pre-seeded grow pods can be purchased separately for "plug and grow" planting.