Plants

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...

TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums

Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...

Hanging Disco Ball Planter

$22.96 Amazon »

Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...

Top Hat, Monocle & Mustache Planter

$30.13 Etsy »

Top...hat o' the morning to ya, dudes. Might you have a nip of...humidity to spare for a thirsty gent? Mr. Tom Hatter, a most excellent air plant holder design from Craft 3D by Maz, places your favorite trailing tillandsia...

Mygdal Plantlight Self-Supporting Ecosystem

$3,470 - $5,235 NUI Studio »

Make a houseplant the light of your life with a Mygdal Plantlight. Contained in a hermetically sealed terrarium-style dome, the Mygdal Plantlight is an entirely self-supporting ecosystem that brings joy to the home via...

Bird Foot Plant Stand

$49 Etsy »

Thank you, Bird Foot Plant Stand photos, for making my day. If you love herons or cranes, flamingos or storks, ostriches or dudes with chicken legs, a little birdie told me Raines Iron Works has the gift for you. Made...

EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture

One fish, two fish, red fish, green thumb. EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture has it all, and does it all, all by itself. A home or office installation with a mini garden on top, an aquarium in the middle, and an ultra-modern...

Moss Carpet - Living Bath Mat

Ahhh, the Moss Carpet reminds me of waking at dawn in a cloud forest, creeping across the rich and vibrant green vegetation of its cushioned floor, the beating heart of nature tickling my feet. Yeah. Either that, or being...

Bunny Ear Succulents

$8.60 - $18.60 Etsy »

All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...

Recycled VHS Tape Planters

$24.50 - $29.50 Etsy »

VHS tapes live! Or at least, you can give them new life - actual, thriving life - with one of these recycled VHS tape planters from Nifty Recyclables...

Death Star Planters

$16 - $24 Etsy »

From Death...Star...comes life! These Star Wars Death Star-inspired planters from Storybrook Boutique are 3D printed into existence - well, exploded, decommissioned existence - in your choice 5" or 6" circumference sizes...

Respira Smart Garden - Hydroponic Plant Air Purifier

$522 - $630 Respira »

Black thumbs and black lungs, the Respira Smart Garden is here for you. A hybrid hydroponic plant wall and air purifier, the Respira merges plants' natural biofiltration process with smart technology to produce a healthy...

Zombie Plant Seeds

$8.95 Amazon »

These Zombie Plant seeds are good for growing yourself a very interesting, and kid-friendly, kind of houseplant. It's called a Mimosa Pundica, and despite its colloquial name, this zombie-like plant won't try to eat you...

Boob Pots (NSFW)

$20 Etsy »

A little succulence to display your succulents, anyone? These are Boob Pots. Knocker planters. Fun bag flower displays. And possibly the only thing about them that is as titillating as the Boob Pots themselves is the...

terraplanter Inside-Out Hydroponic Planter

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister

Sold Out Amazon »

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...

The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet

$22.99 Amazon »

Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...

Devoted One Watering Can & Planter

$125 GNR 8 »

I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...

TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter

$17.50 Etsy »

Seeing the TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter got me thinking there has to be a viable use out there for the term "cactus cock." Luckily, I didn't spend too much time crafting one before I thought to Google it to see if someone...

Funky Veg Kit

$21.99 Amazon »

The aptly named Funky Veg Kit from Plant Theatre is your all-in-one start to growing some psychedelic vegetables that might be easier to convince your kids to eat than the normal ones once we run out of meat...

Preserved Botanicals Hanging Terrariums

$742 Etsy »

Bring the garden inside, and preserve it indefinitely, with this stunning hanging botanical terrarium from Jami of Jupiter Oak Jewelry. The artist creates and captures flowers, ferns, moss, and other plants in ice resin...

iHarvest Indoor Hydroponic Garden

$849 IGWorks »

The iHarvest attempts to give indoor gardens and hydroponic growing systems a boost and a face lift. An automated, fully self-contained planter, the iHarvest can both grow up to 30 fruits, vegetables, and herbs in a 2.5-square-foot...

Maze Planter DIY Build & Grow Botany Kit

$21.99 Amazon »

Enjoy some STEM education, some stalk education, and some overall growth with the Maze Planter, a DIY build & grow botany kit for kids. The dual-sided planter comes disassembled, but with setup easy enough for girls and...

Rotofarm Compact Anti-Gravity Kitchen Farm

$683 - $785 Bace »

You'll need to harvest - and eat - a lot of herbs and lettuce before the Rotofarm pays for itself, but this soil-free vegetable garden for your kitchen has more to offer than just its bounty. Designed as a circular farmbed...