Plants

AquaStar Watering Can

$48.95 Amazon »

AquaStar, are you sure you're a watering can? A sleek, modern plant feeder, rather than a sleek, modern, oh, I don't know, say...enema bulb?...

Concrete Island Modern Planter

$125 - $175 Etsy »

I've heard of concrete jungles, but these modern planters are the first concrete islands I've seen. And unlike the cold, soulless jungles, Bella Vista Canyon's Concrete Islands are brimming with life - succulent life!...

Double Succulent Planter Swing

Damn you, Double Succulent Planter Swing! I woke up this morning to my cat playing bongos on my forehead, followed by my mama calling me at 6:45 a.m. saying I need to come fix her internet because it's "broken." And I...

Pac-Man Ghost Planter

$20.39 - $28.55 Etsy »

While a Pac-Man Ghost will definitely eat you up the first chance it gets, the little villain appears to be very protective, and equipped to take exceptional care of your houseplants...

Modern Sprout Watering Can

$89.99 Amazon »

Modern Sprout claims to have been "founded by two non-green thumbs," which doesn't instill much confidence in my decision to buy one of their watering cans as a gift for my mama. Then again, I rarely buy my mama gifts...

Modern Sprout Growframes - Wall-Mounted Grow Lights

$139 - $259 Amazon »

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

Noku Canvas Modular, Self-Watering Planter

$49 - $399 Shirinoku »

No green thumb or shelf space required for the Noku Canvas, a modular, self-watering planter collection you can arrange on your wall in any hex-based design you fancy...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...

TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums

Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...

Hanging Disco Ball Planter

$27.99 Amazon »

Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...

Top Hat, Monocle & Mustache Planter

$30.13 Etsy »

Top...hat o' the morning to ya, dudes. Might you have a nip of...humidity to spare for a thirsty gent? Mr. Tom Hatter, a most excellent air plant holder design from Craft 3D by Maz, places your favorite trailing tillandsia...

Mygdal Plantlight Self-Supporting Ecosystem

$3,470 - $5,235 NUI Studio »

Make a houseplant the light of your life with a Mygdal Plantlight. Contained in a hermetically sealed terrarium-style dome, the Mygdal Plantlight is an entirely self-supporting ecosystem that brings joy to the home via...

Bird Foot Plant Stand

$49 Etsy »

Thank you, Bird Foot Plant Stand photos, for making my day. If you love herons or cranes, flamingos or storks, ostriches or dudes with chicken legs, a little birdie told me Raines Iron Works has the gift for you. Made...

EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture

One fish, two fish, red fish, green thumb. EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture has it all, and does it all, all by itself. A home or office installation with a mini garden on top, an aquarium in the middle, and an ultra-modern...

Moss Carpet - Living Bath Mat

Ahhh, the Moss Carpet reminds me of waking at dawn in a cloud forest, creeping across the rich and vibrant green vegetation of its cushioned floor, the beating heart of nature tickling my feet. Yeah. Either that, or being...

Bunny Ear Succulents

$8.60 - $18.60 Etsy »

All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...

Recycled VHS Tape Planters

$24.50 - $29.50 Etsy »

VHS tapes live! Or at least, you can give them new life - actual, thriving life - with one of these recycled VHS tape planters from Nifty Recyclables...

Death Star Planters

$16 - $24 Etsy »

From Death...Star...comes life! These Star Wars Death Star-inspired planters from Storybrook Boutique are 3D printed into existence - well, exploded, decommissioned existence - in your choice 5" or 6" circumference sizes...

Respira Smart Garden - Hydroponic Plant Air Purifier

$662 - $896 Respira »

Black thumbs and black lungs, the Respira Smart Garden is here for you. A hybrid hydroponic plant wall and air purifier, the Respira merges plants' natural biofiltration process with smart technology to produce a healthy...

Zombie Plant Seeds

$10.95 Amazon »

These Zombie Plant seeds are good for growing yourself a very interesting, and kid-friendly, kind of houseplant. It's called a Mimosa Pundica, and despite its colloquial name, this zombie-like plant won't try to eat you...

Boob Pots (NSFW)

$20 Etsy »

A little succulence to display your succulents, anyone? These are Boob Pots. Knocker planters. Fun bag flower displays. And possibly the only thing about them that is as titillating as the Boob Pots themselves is the...

terraplanter Inside-Out Hydroponic Planter

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister

$31.13 Amazon »

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...