Plants

Monkey Planters

$149 - $399 Garden Glory »

A gold tooth plus a captain's hat equals a whole lotta monkey business in Garden Glory's Monkey Planters. Available in black and white, Monkey Planters are sculptural pieces of terracotta made for your beloved dracaena...

Vintage Gumball Machine Terrarium

$149.99 Etsy »

Know how sometimes when you put a quarter in the gumball machine as a kid, you got ripped off and nothing came out? Well, that will definitely happen every time with this Gumball Machine Terrarium from Swingler Botanicals...

Self-Watering Bottle Planter

$13 kikkerland »

I always knew pouring my leftover wine in plants would make them thrive. This self-watering Bottle Planter from Kikkerland just confirms that ferns and philodendrons love a good Cab Franc as much as I do...

Giant Corn Planter

Sink your teeth into this Giant Corn Planter, some sweet corn if I've ever seen an ear of it, and the latest piece of oversized food art from Third Drawer Down. The corny houseplant home is made from moulded resin, and...

Fruit Fly & Fungus Gnat Trap for Plants

$4.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

Nothing says Happy Mother's Day like a bouquet of sticky flowers caked with dead fruit flies and fungus gnats! ... And I'm only sorta kidding about that, especially if you need a gift for a mom who's also an avid gardener...

GrowCube - Smart Watering Kit

$79 - $100 Elecrow »

The GrowCube is an automatic drip irrigation system that waters your houseplants while you're away, or when you just don't have the time or inclination to do it by hand. It's not a new idea - you can find several iterations...

MONITREE - Living Computer Monitor Vines

$49 - $59 PLTRIS »

MONITREE isn't really a money tree, but if you're of the mind that plants make your life richer, these living computer monitor vines should indeed increase your emotional net worth...

Pee My Plants Watering Statue

Based on Belgium's Manneken Pis, this Pee My Plants Watering Statue is...pretty dumb. Not only because it's a silly gag gift statue of a boy pissing on houseplants to water them, but because to use the Pee My Plants Watering...

Willy the Worm Water Sensor for Houseplants

When I hear the name "Willy the Worm," and think of what Willy the Worm might be used for, "water sensor for houseplants" isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Or the second. Those would be: 1) a tool to help you...

AquaStar Watering Can

$54.99 Amazon »

AquaStar, are you sure you're a watering can? A sleek, modern plant feeder, rather than a sleek, modern, oh, I don't know, say...enema bulb?...

Concrete Island Modern Planter

$125 - $175 Etsy »

I've heard of concrete jungles, but these modern planters are the first concrete islands I've seen. And unlike the cold, soulless jungles, Bella Vista Canyon's Concrete Islands are brimming with life - succulent life!...

Double Succulent Planter Swing

Damn you, Double Succulent Planter Swing! I woke up this morning to my cat playing bongos on my forehead, followed by my mama calling me at 6:45 a.m. saying I need to come fix her internet because it's "broken." And I...

Pac-Man Ghost Planter

$20.39 - $28.55 Etsy »

While a Pac-Man Ghost will definitely eat you up the first chance it gets, the little villain appears to be very protective, and equipped to take exceptional care of your houseplants...

Modern Sprout Watering Can

$114 Amazon »

Modern Sprout claims to have been "founded by two non-green thumbs," which doesn't instill much confidence in my decision to buy one of their watering cans as a gift for my mama. Then again, I rarely buy my mama gifts...

Modern Sprout Growframes - Wall-Mounted Grow Lights

$139 - $289 Amazon »

Modern Sprout's Growframes will grow you some modern sprouts indeed. The wall-mounted plant pedestals provide a handsome, minimalist, space-savvy spot to display your herbs and small houseplants, plus incorporate smart...

Noku Canvas Modular, Self-Watering Planter

$49 - $399 Shirinoku »

No green thumb or shelf space required for the Noku Canvas, a modular, self-watering planter collection you can arrange on your wall in any hex-based design you fancy...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Smart Growbar Mountable LED Grow Light

Today I will take a page from Pete Seeger's "Garden Song" and Inch by inch, row by row / Gonna make this garden grow / Gonna mulch it deep and low / Gonna make it...nah, not really. I'm just gonna buy a Growbar LED grow...

TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums

Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...

Hanging Disco Ball Planter

Sold Out Amazon »

Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...

Top Hat, Monocle & Mustache Planter

$30.13 Etsy »

Top...hat o' the morning to ya, dudes. Might you have a nip of...humidity to spare for a thirsty gent? Mr. Tom Hatter, a most excellent air plant holder design from Craft 3D by Maz, places your favorite trailing tillandsia...

Mygdal Plantlight Self-Supporting Ecosystem

$3,470 - $5,235 NUI Studio »

Make a houseplant the light of your life with a Mygdal Plantlight. Contained in a hermetically sealed terrarium-style dome, the Mygdal Plantlight is an entirely self-supporting ecosystem that brings joy to the home via...

Bird Foot Plant Stand

$49 Etsy »

Thank you, Bird Foot Plant Stand photos, for making my day. If you love herons or cranes, flamingos or storks, ostriches or dudes with chicken legs, a little birdie told me Raines Iron Works has the gift for you. Made...

EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture

One fish, two fish, red fish, green thumb. EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture has it all, and does it all, all by itself. A home or office installation with a mini garden on top, an aquarium in the middle, and an ultra-modern...