Deadpool Chia Pet
- Chia Pet Bob Ross - $19.97
- Chia Pet Golden Girls - Blanche - $29.99
- Star Wars Deadpool vs Boba Fett Bounty Hunter 11" x 14" Print - $25.00
- Chia Pet Groot - $15.19
- Chia Pet Predator - $19.99
Think Deadpool can say Chia in as many languages as he can say Chimichanga? The Deadpool Chia Pet, in his own special brand of red suit, arrives just in time for the holidays, and all of your white elephant gift parties.
Either Chia Pets never go out of style, or the Chia company has an endless supply of money and will turn every pop culture icon that comes along into a pottery planter ad infinitum, regardless of whether or not people still want them. I'm pretty sure I killed my first Chia Pet in 1988, and haven't looked back since, but every year I see a slew of new models come out. In addition to Deadpool Chia Pet, 2018 has brought us Chia Predator, Chia ET, Chia Gremlin, Chia Rick & Morty, and - oh boy, gift for Mom alert! - Chia heads of all 4 of the Golden Girls.
Deadpool Chia comes with seed packets for 3 plantings, with full chlorophyll afro growth expected in 1 to 2 weeks.
/marvel-legends-interactive-44887.jpg?mode=crop "Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head")
Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head
Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."...
/wearable-superhero-full-body-30626.jpg?mode=crop "Wearable Superhero Full Body Armor")
Wearable Superhero Full Body Armor
Full Body Armors' superhero and video game character costume replicas will secure your cosplay convention credibility, and make all of your Sundays Fundays. The made-to-measure suits transform wearers, from head to toe...
/deadpool-pro-replica-movie-35218.jpg?mode=crop "Deadpool Pro Replica Movie Mask")
Deadpool Pro Replica Movie Mask
For those who want to go beyond just dressing up as Deadpool this Halloween, IlustraStudios' Deadpool Pro Edition replica movie mask is your first step towards total transformation into Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson as...
Lady Deadpool Cosplay Costume
Well this is a nice outfit. Even if it didn't reference the delightful Lady Deadpool, I think I would like to see my favorite barista wear it to make my morning masterpiece quadruple grande mocha with extra whipped cream...
Deadpool Christmas Tree Ornaments
These Deadpool Christmas tree ornaments will look right at home dangling alongside the Bob Ross Funko Pop figure classing up my mantle. 'Tis the season for happy little trees and Deadpool 2 trailers</a
/the-mandalorian-the-child-chia-45049.jpg?mode=crop "The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet")
The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet
Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...
/chia-trump-22972.jpg "Chia Trump")
Chia Trump
You can also get a Chia Hillary Clinton, but I think that one looks more like Benjamin Franklin wearing a necklace...
/scheurich-usa-watering-can-45261.jpg?mode=crop "Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister")
Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister
For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...
/terracocknballs-planter-44583.jpg?mode=crop "TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter")
TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter
Seeing the TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter got me thinking there has to be a viable use out there for the term "cactus cock." Luckily, I didn't spend too much time crafting one before I thought to Google it to see if someone...
/devoted-one-planter-pot-44732.jpg?mode=crop "Devoted One Watering Can & Planter")
Devoted One Watering Can & Planter
I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...
/leaf-plug-n-plant-cannabis-19313.jpg?mode=crop "Leaf Plug N' Plant Cannabis Grow System")
Leaf Plug N' Plant Cannabis Grow System
Marijuana is legal where I live (i.e., my bedroom) so why shouldn't I don my farmer's hat and experiment with growing my own? Especially now that sweet cannabis culinary gadgets like the Magical Butter and smart growing...
/biopod-smart-microhabitat-19533.jpg "Biopod Smart Microhabitat")
Biopod Smart Microhabitat
Terrarium, aquarium, or herb garden. Grow flowers in the winter, or make a rainforest for your frogs. Read no complex manuals and acquire 0 new skills to learn how to do it. The Biopod is smart enough for the both of...