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Boob Pots (NSFW)

Posted: November 28, 2020
Boob Pots (NSFW)
  • Boob Pots (NSFW)
  • Boob Pots (NSFW)
  • Boob Pots (NSFW)
  • Boob Pots (NSFW)
  • Boob Pots (NSFW)

A little succulence to display your succulents, anyone? These are Boob Pots. Knocker planters. Fun bag flower displays. And possibly the only thing about them that is as titillating as the Boob Pots themselves is the name of the Etsy shop maker Michaela MacPherson uses the sell them: Clay Tits.

Boob Pots are palm-sized* planters, made for your smaller green and floral displays. They come in 3 different colors, and a full spectrum of shapes and sizes, just like real boobies. Pot "styles" are sent at random, though you can specify if you'd like 2 breasts on yours, or a pot reflecting a mastectomy or top surgery if you are buying one as a gift for a woman who has gone through one of those treatments.

*Like all the best boobies, according to the French, who I've heard say something along the lines of "The perfect breast fills a wine glass." Or maybe the saying is, "In France the perfect breast fills a wine glass; in LA the perfect breast clogs a toilet."

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