If You Can Read This Dog Tag

If you can read this I will lick you. A simple metal disk turns dog collar banality into dog collar hilarity. But how many people take the time to rifle through a dog's tags in search of potential witticisms? I think this fair warning etched in aluminum would have an even better effect hung from a chain around the neck of a two-year-old child, an old person with dementia, or someone high on E.

I'd also like to find the next generation of engraved dog tags--the ones that say If you can read this I will sick you and If you can read this I will lick my balls and then lick your face.

If You Can Read This Dog Tag Gifts

• In some countries it's not a joke Dog Taco Costume - $12.35
• Cowboy in Saddle Dog Harness. Heh. - $17.99
• Sausage Link Dog Leash - $10.50
• Devil Dog Costume, modeled by an English Bulldog with an apparent glass eye - $14.02
• Camouflage Dog Leash - $18.99