Pets

The Lilly Brush pet hair remover is named not after the tidy, hairless flower, but a shedding ball of fur and fluff and floof, who herself was (perhaps erroneously) named after the tidy, hairless flower. Lilly was Lilly...

This Clearview Window Bird Feeder is pretty neat, especially if you've just entered middle age (indicated by your spontaneous need to identify and monitor all birds, squirrels, rabbits, and other fauna that inhabit your...

I'm not advocating these stackable building brick betta fish tanks as good housing choices for bettas, because I really don't know if these stackable building brick betta fish tanks are good housing choices for bettas...

Know what I see when I look at this window-mounted cat saucer, a sort of cat hammock that attaches to glass via suction cups? The suction cup soap dish I used to have. The one that created an air- and watertight seal...

My cat, Zanzibar, would love this geometric wooden pet bed. Why? Because he knows the only recurring nightmare I have is about high school geometry class, and he would purr giddy in delight at the thought of his own cozy...

The Bark Potty. High-paw for the wordplay there, ye makers of a mulch-filled pee and poop plat for pups. Intended both for housebreaking and apartments or urban homes where taking the dog out isn't always as easy as it...

Busch Dog Brew is here for pet owners who have always dreamed of kicking back, relaxing, and shotgunning a beer with their pooch. No, I mean in a safe, canine-friendly way, all ye eejits out there who have already done...

The DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer is here to make your floofy floof floofier without forcing you to choose between holding your pet grooming tools or holding your dog (or cat - ha!) back from high-tailing it the F away from...

If your cat is the next Jiro Ono of sushi chefs, but he eats every single piece of hamachi and maguro sashimi he slices before giving you any, does he still deserve a DoyenCat Sushi Chef FunBox with scratching board floor?...

I loved the Old English Sheepdog I had growing up like a brother, but one thing I did not love about him was the smelly, sopping wet beard under his chin he'd always slime me with after gulping from his water bowl. Either...

Not only does this dog bunk bed from Petsfit look precious, the wood panel pooch chamber is begging to look even more precious, as it arrives primed and ready for a custom paint job from Dad. I mean, come one, Petsfit...

If you're currently sitting at home living in your bathrobe, don't leave your doggo out of the lounging fun. The Dog Bathrobe lets four-legged friends of all sizes join their humans in experiencing what it's like to be...

The Bissell Barkbath sees you. Sittin' at home. Coronavirus quarantined. Your dog's so damn happy he could do a backflip. Hey, maybe with all this spare time on your hands, you should teach your dog how to do a backflip...

The Keep Em Out/In Dog Door Gate is as fancy as your dog itself. A designer dog barricade for your designer dog breed...despite its redneck-sounding name...

Doc & Phoebe's Indoor Hunting Cat Feeder gives your feline friend the chance to play cat and mouse every night, in the house, and without a dead rodent at your feet as the endgame. Stimulating cats' hunting instincts...

Is it a suitcase? Is it a speaker? Is it...Are you kitten me right meow, hooman?! It's a litter box! And not just any litter box. A snazzy, private, MS Modern Cat Litter Box, available in Classic White, Moss Green, Sweet...

Oh. My. Dog. Anti-slip pads for pooch paws are the newest way for dog owners to make life easier for their pets by way of making their pets miserable. Booties weren't bad enough? Now we need a method for removing from...

Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...

A murphy bed for pups, now that is some doggy style. The Eco FLEX Abigail dog murphy bed folds out of a decorative cabinet in your choice of Espresso or Antique White...

I know. TEEF!'s idea of dumping dissolvable powder in your dog's water to clean his teeth is inherently off-putting. Not only because there seems to be enough random shit in our water supply these days, but also because...

They call this a rechargeable "pet" nail grinder because it's designed with 3 different ports in its safety cap to accommodate large dogs, medium dogs, and small dogs. Uh, and cats. Cats!...

Who figured out that this is the magic combination of words - "Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches" - that's going to make every mother in America say, "Why, of course, honey!" when her kid asks to get a pet?...

A tunnel for your betta fish, a feat of physics for your aesthetic pleasure. BioBubble's Wonder Bubble Tunnel Kit is a freshwater fish tank whose egg shape gets super nifty on the top half with an arcing aquatic tunnel...

A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!...