Pets

Halo Collar 3 - GPS Dog Fence

$599 Amazon »

Ah, the Halo Collar 3, where high-tech meets man's best friend. This isn't just any dog collar; it's like a smartphone for your pooch. Designed to train and keep your furball safe, its piece de resistance is a virtual...

Cat Face Massager

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I see this Cat Face Massager and have one thing to say to my own cat / arch nemesis about it: get ready for an enemies to lovers story, Zanzibar!...

NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy

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He pulls back...he's going long...he swipes...he claws...he scoooooores! The NFL Football Field Cat Scratcher Toy gives your feline friends something to do while you're watching the game this fall, and then you something...

Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy

$8.49 Perpetual Kid »

Duuuuuude is what I always feel like my cat, Zanzibar, is thinking when he looks at me. But not in a Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy kind of way, which suggests the thing in the cat's possession is better than two dead mice...

DOG-G8 - Retractable Front Door Dog Safety Gate

$76 DOG-G8 »

Special delivery! Coming in...and flying out! On four paws, covered in fur and slobber, right at the UPS guy. It's a doggone shame. Next time, make it a DOG-G8 success...

BiteyBox for Cats That Chew Up Your House

$40 - $48 Etsy »

Reading about the BiteyBox has brought me to a stunning realization: my cat, Zanzibar, has a redeeming quality! He doesn't chew up my house! I've only ever had one cat - inherited through marriage because my wife, She-Ra:...

Meownooker Cat Billiards Toy

$79.99 Amazon »

A Meownooker? Sounds like a cat lookin' to deliver his goods to a Meownookie. Who will, of course, tell him to take that cookie and stick it up his (yeah). But, no. Meownooker is actually a billiards- / pool-themed toy...

Humunga Chomp Dog Toy

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What I would give to see my cat, Zanzibar, with a Humunga Chomp Dog Toy in his mouth. I think I could make a whole Instagram account with pics and videos of him carrying it around, given how contrary a big toothy smile...

Copycat Art Scratcher - Famous Art Cat Scratchers

$174 Lord Lou »

I don't normally like copycats - in art, writing, or murder - but if these Copycat Art Scratchers will: 1) stop my cat Zanzibar from using my leg and face as his scratching post; and 2) satisfy my wife's desire not to...

Meowijuana Catnip

$6.95 - $19.50 Amazon »

Do your cats have the need, the need for weed? Meowijuana Catnip feels their cravings, and has developed a whole line of herbalicious products they call "Catnip so good it should be illegal!"...

Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer

$599 Amazon »

I categorized the Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer as a potential gift for pet lovers in Dude's excellent collection of gift guides, but I'm wondering if this wind cage wouldn't be better suited as a gift for the pet hater...

Doze Dog Bed & Side Table

Ashleigh Davies designed the Doze, a combo dog bed and side table (with removable lap desk!) in response to the prompt to create "a multifunctional piece of furniture to help reduce stress for dogs with separation anxiety...

Carrot Cat Scratching Post

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A Carrot Cat Scratching Post? That's stupid. ... No one show it to my wife, OK? There's nothing she loves more than our cat, Zanzibar, and vegetables...

Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush

$31.03 Amazon »

Now doesn't the Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush look like a bathtime apparatus that will make your dog...hate baths exactly as much as they did before. But at least your involvement in the process will be easier, faster, and consume...

Dog Grass Grow Bowl

$28 Etsy »

Don't worry, dog owners. Dog Grass isn't that kind of grass for dogs. It's not even the Dad Grass hemp CBD kind of grass. And it isn't a cutesy kit with a dog theme for growing your own weed. Dare I say, at least for...

Arcade Cabinet Cat House

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Whoa. Talk about an augmented reality arcade game. These cats aren't just 3D, they're eerily lifelike, from their bright eyes to their swishing tails to their fur that...actually feels like fur! Holy...oh. Wait. These...

UFO Cat Litter Box

$209 Amazon »

I doubt this UFO Cat Litter Box is going to be the most functional and high-performing litter box you ever own, but it sure as cat sh- is gonna be the most out of this world...

Spinning Cat Scratcher Ball

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Watch your cat have a ball with this spinning catch scratcher toy. Available in 2 sizes, the natural sisal ball adds another dimension of interest and satisfaction for your kitty and its claws mounted to a triangular...

B-BOX Urban Beehive

$667 - $1,340 beeing »

Beekeeping at home? I beeloving it. B-BOX is a beehive designed specifically for hobbyist beekeeping in urban settings. Italian bee enthusiasts and conservationists beeing, created B-BOX as a safe and easy way - for both...

Custom Stuffed Pet Replicas

$99 - $169 Etsy »

Um. Aside from the fact that that cat's sitting politely and perfectly still on a human hand, I can't even tell it's a custom stuffed pet replica, and not just a, like, pet...

Groomatic Automatic Cat Grooming Brush

$50 - $61 Kickstarter »

cactus, makers of the Groomatic, say cats are going to love this automatic grooming brush. But I wonder if cats could possibly love the Groomatic more than I love watching them use it. All that feline rubbing and nestling...

Teach Your Dog to Talk Buttons

$10.35 Amazon »

Christina Hunger created these "Teach Your Dog to Talk" Buttons for her own dog, Stella, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula mix. Through training, and I'd imagine 100 dog years' worth of patience, Hunger says she has taught Stella...

Snout Soother Dog Nose Balm

$17.95 Amazon »

While I am not a dog owner, seeing a dog with a dry, cracked nose hurts my heart. Bad. Like, almost as much as seeing one with only 3 legs. So I can only imagine the distress you must feel if you are a dog owner, and...

Blue Zoca Waterproof & Pet-Proof Blanket

$88.99 Amazon »

I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...