Pets

Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush

$44.95 Amazon »

Now doesn't the Aquapaw Dog Bath Brush look like a bathtime apparatus that will make your dog...hate baths exactly as much as they did before. But at least your involvement in the process will be easier, faster, and consume...

Dog Grass Grow Bowl

$28 Etsy »

Don't worry, dog owners. Dog Grass isn't that kind of grass for dogs. It's not even the Dad Grass hemp CBD kind of grass. And it isn't a cutesy kit with a dog theme for growing your own weed. Dare I say, at least for...

Arcade Cabinet Cat House

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Whoa. Talk about an augmented reality arcade game. These cats aren't just 3D, they're eerily lifelike, from their bright eyes to their swishing tails to their fur that...actually feels like fur! Holy...oh. Wait. These...

UFO Cat Litter Box

$189 Amazon »

I doubt this UFO Cat Litter Box is going to be the most functional and high-performing litter box you ever own, but it sure as cat sh- is gonna be the most out of this world...

Spinning Cat Scratcher Ball

$44.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

Watch your cat have a ball with this spinning catch scratcher toy. Available in 2 sizes, the natural sisal ball adds another dimension of interest and satisfaction for your kitty and its claws mounted to a triangular...

B-BOX Urban Beehive

$667 - $1,340 beeing »

Beekeeping at home? I beeloving it. B-BOX is a beehive designed specifically for hobbyist beekeeping in urban settings. Italian bee enthusiasts and conservationists beeing, created B-BOX as a safe and easy way - for both...

Custom Stuffed Pet Replicas

$99 - $169 Etsy »

Um. Aside from the fact that that cat's sitting politely and perfectly still on a human hand, I can't even tell it's a custom stuffed pet replica, and not just a, like, pet...

Groomatic Automatic Cat Grooming Brush

$50 - $61 Kickstarter »

cactus, makers of the Groomatic, say cats are going to love this automatic grooming brush. But I wonder if cats could possibly love the Groomatic more than I love watching them use it. All that feline rubbing and nestling...

Teach Your Dog to Talk Buttons

$25.60 Amazon »

Christina Hunger created these "Teach Your Dog to Talk" Buttons for her own dog, Stella, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula mix. Through training, and I'd imagine 100 dog years' worth of patience, Hunger says she has taught Stella...

Snout Soother Dog Nose Balm

$17.95 Amazon »

While I am not a dog owner, seeing a dog with a dry, cracked nose hurts my heart. Bad. Like, almost as much as seeing one with only 3 legs. So I can only imagine the distress you must feel if you are a dog owner, and...

Blue Zoca Waterproof & Pet-Proof Blanket

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I mean, I hate to call Blue Zoca speciesist, but why did they need to deem their blanket waterproof and pet-proof? Like a naturally occurring liquid and your sweetest, furriest, bestest friend on Earth are the only two...

Your Dog's Face Fruit Bowls & Planters

$299.95 Etsy »

Talk about a dog bowl. These fruit bowls and planters molded and painted custom according to your dog's face remind me of the golden retriever my friend Cornelius grew up with. That dog was bananas. He probably also had...

Sycamore Cat Tree

$1,424 Etsy »

The Sycamore Cat Tree is a cat tree indeed. Four stories tall, and built from a real dragonwood tree, Pet Tree Houses handmakes each of their stunning cat towers to order. The leaves are synthetic, made of silk, and the...

Dog Harness Hammock for Nail Trimming

$20.06 - $22.85 Etsy »

I'm sure this Dog Harness Hammock is very useful for nail trimming and other grooming tasks, maybe administering medicine or shoving pills down your dog's throat too. Any pet endeavor that requires your dog to remain...

Voodoo Tanks - Aquariums with Glowing Edges

Aquariums with glowing edges? What voodoo is this? The Voodoo Tank kind...

Bolster Pillow Furniture Cover for Pets

$39.95 - $59.95 Plow & Hearth »

It's a couch within a couch or a chair within a chair for the pooch or kitty within your heart. These pet furniture covers protect your upholstery without relegating your dog or cat to the floor (where they refuse to...

TREATOI Automatic Treat Ball Dispenser

$126.09 Amazon »

Like getting a second dog, or dropping in for some remote cooing and play on a Petcube, the TREATOI automatic treat ball dispenser is not going to make your pup look less forlorn when you leave the house, or miss you...

Wooden TV Aquarium

$180 - $189 Etsy »

While I do like the looks of this Wooden TV Aquarium it seems like a lot more work than the aquarium channel I can stream on my real TV. I'd have to buy real fish for it, and then keep the real fish alive with food and...

Lilly Brush Pet Hair Remover

$12.95 Amazon »

The Lilly Brush pet hair remover is named not after the tidy, hairless flower, but a shedding ball of fur and fluff and floof, who herself was (perhaps erroneously) named after the tidy, hairless flower. Lilly was Lilly...

Clearview Window Bird Feeder

$189.99 Amazon »

This Clearview Window Bird Feeder is pretty neat, especially if you've just entered middle age (indicated by your spontaneous need to identify and monitor all birds, squirrels, rabbits, and other fauna that inhabit your...

Stackable Building Brick Betta Fish Tank

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I'm not advocating these stackable building brick betta fish tanks as good housing choices for bettas, because I really don't know if these stackable building brick betta fish tanks are good housing choices for bettas...

Window-Mounted Suction Cup Cat Saucer

$37.09 Etsy »

Know what I see when I look at this window-mounted cat saucer, a sort of cat hammock that attaches to glass via suction cups? The suction cup soap dish I used to have. The one that created an air- and watertight seal...

Geometric Wooden Pet Bed

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My cat, Zanzibar, would love this geometric wooden pet bed. Why? Because he knows the only recurring nightmare I have is about high school geometry class, and he would purr giddy in delight at the thought of his own cozy...

The Bark Potty

$38 Amazon »

The Bark Potty. High-paw for the wordplay there, ye makers of a mulch-filled pee and poop plat for pups. Intended both for housebreaking and apartments or urban homes where taking the dog out isn't always as easy as it...