Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat.
The doormat's creators call it "the dopest doormat on the planet," and while my fiancee would replace the word "dopest" with "grossest," I myself wholefootedly agree with them.
The Whalecum Mat is made of natural coir fibers, and features a happy black Spermy - what else? - sperminating on the "Whalecum" announcement.