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Warming Foot Massager

By: on February 10, 2016
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This Shiatsu Massage Pillow is hands down the greatest purchase I made in 2015. Maybe ever. You have a lot to live up to, Warming Foot Massager.

I'll admit that Sharper Image's attempt to assuage achy feet does come in a nicer, fleecier package than Zyllion's flat black pillow with mesh front. And the fully enclosed foot pockets on a raised, sturdy base accommodate both feet at once, plus make using the massager on your lowest extremities more ergonomic. But can the Warming Foot Massager's "two levels of soothing vibrations" really compete with revolving, penetrating shiatsu balls, and my poor knotted back, calf, and ass muscles' proximity to them? I guess my Amazon shopping cart and I will see soon enough.

Like Zyllion's Shiatsu Massage Pillow, the Sharper Image Warming Foot Massager has a button for turning the heat portion of the device on and off. But rather than kneading and digging, this massager uses vibration as its therapeutic technique. The device's "slippers" design accommodates men with shoe sizes up to 11, and women up to 12.5.

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