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The Emojibator (NSFW)

By: on August 29, 2016
The Emojibator (NSFW)
$32
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"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease here, a little manual manipulation there--that's all it really takes, right?

It may prove to be a fleeting prop of pop culture more than a mainstay in the sex toy world, but ladies on bachelorette weekend, or those who just love their purple plants, can enjoy the Emojibator's 10 vibration settings and waterproof, bathtub-ready skin while supplies last. At 4.8" long and 1.2" in diameter, the buzzing silicone eggplant is also small enough for travel, and to pass off as a cat toy if your mama happens to see it left out in the living room.