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The Breakfast Bowl - Cereal Bowl & Pipe

By: on June 24, 2017

I found some new cereals for your Sunday brunch. They're called Special Kanga Kush and Lucky Choo Choo Charms. You can eat them from this glass breakfast bowl.

Or smoke them from this glass breakfast bowl.

Or combine the two and puff, puff, slurp.

In a glorious display of creativity, industriousness, and necessity, this mother of an invention, the Breakfast Bowl, integrates a water pipe into a 2-cup cereal bowl. So you can have your weed and eat Trix too. Or Corn Pops. Or Cocoa Puffs. Or frosted Lucky Charms. Or - or! - an entire bowl of frosted Lucky Charms marshmallows. Mmmmm. Puff, puff, magically delicious.

The Breakfast Bowl is made of borosilicate glass and comes with a blue bowl piece. Or you can can attach your own favorite 18mm piece to take your tokes. The bowl's hefty bent tube mouthpiece extends 9" from the rim.

In addition to looking smokin' hot, the Breakfast Bowl was engineered with smokin' experience in mind too. Once you douse your cereal in milk, it will help cool the smoke traveling through the pipe's inner chamber.

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