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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

By: on January 19, 2016
$28.59
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You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and ooze away in a slow death to save New York. Yeah, the candle is missing about 999.3 of the original Stay Puft's 100 feet, and his melting won't be quite as dramatic (or blackened to a crisp) as the proton pack takedown scene in the movie, but you'll still get to enjoy the precious sailor outfit and maniacally happy face and, more importantly, the Marshmallow Man Candle gives off the delicious scent of marshmallows as he burns. Nom, nom, nom, now I'm hungry for marshmallows. I wonder if I can get She-Ra: Princess of Power to make me some Martha Stewart Rocky Road Fudge Bars tonight.

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Village

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Wobbling Willy - Your Face on a Dildo (NSFW)

Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you...

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KFC Internet Escape Pod

$10k from KFC Ltd. »

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$24 from Amazon »

Sports mugs with nets and baskets and goalposts and gloves to flick food into? Weeeee! As if marshmallows in hot chocolate and Fritos in chili weren't fun enough before!...

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Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

$3,995 from Etsy »

The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

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Hellraiser Lament Configuration Puzzle Box

$179.97 from Amazon »

Welp, here's one puzzle box I don't want to solve. I don't care what I could stash inside Hellraiser's Lament Configuration, I don't care if it's just a prop replica taken from an allegedly fictitious horror flick, and...

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Deadpool Christmas Tree Ornaments

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These Deadpool Christmas tree ornaments will look right at home dangling alongside the Bob Ross Funko Pop figure classing up my mantle. 'Tis the season for happy little trees and Deadpool 2 trailers....

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Rekindle Regenerating Candlestick

While I would prefer a wax color more masculine than pink, I--What? Pink is the color of unconditional love and nurturing? Oh. OK, Mama.--I guess my mama likes pink. Yep.... Working from home today.... Anyway, I applaud...

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The Emojibator (NSFW)

$29 from Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

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Silence of the Lambs Hannibal Lecter Action Figures

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I had forgotten I started working on this Hannibal Lecter Action Figure post and left my computer for a few hours to eat some sloppy joes and self-serve fro yo, and when I came back I was looking right into the muzzled...