Star Wars Sex Toys (NSFW)
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Geeky Sex Toys' Star Toys promise to transport you to a galaxy far, far away and show you a great big Ohhhh-bi-Wan Kenobi.
The Australian adult toy company isn't just trying to capitalize off of the Star Wars franchise with their line of Empire and Rebel bedroom enhancements - they've also given the BDSM treatment to Guardians of the Galaxy, Pokemon, and superheroes. Plus, Geeky Sex Toys hopes by combining pop culture and fanboy genres with a typically taboo topic they'll change the stigma surrounding adult toys, and make more people feel comfortable buying and using them.
The Star Toys line includes representation from both the Dark Side and the Light. Darth Vibrator and a Vibe Trooper join R2-V2 to satisfy the ladies, while Hand Solo frozen in soft, squishy silicone helps turn on, and jack off, the fellas. There's also Dildoda, a lightsaber flogger, Death Star ball gag, various glowing lightsaber dildos, and a C3PO butt plug that will contribute to naughty and geekerific romps for both sexes.
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