SleepBank Sleep Frequency Machine to Fall & Stay Asleep
If the SleepBank is to be believed, a couple weeks with its Sleeping Frequency Technology emissions, and you'll start having Baby Jesus-level sleeps in heavenly peace.
According to SleepBank, their bedtime pyramid's Sleeping Frequency Technology (SFT) chip generates Schumann Resonances, very low frequencies that are synced with the earth's natural energy waves, and create a 3D magnetic field. An electromagnetic cocoon o' slumber, if you will. SleepBank says these waves relax your mind and body, helping you fall asleep faster, and stay asleep throughout the night. Further, consistent exposure to them enhances sleep quality, and makes you wake up refreshed and energized.
The electromagnetic waves themselves are different from those emitted by other tech, such as phones and wifi, because they are very low, rather than high frequency. SleepBank says the intensity of their waves is lower than those coming from the earth's magnetic field.
If you're wondering exactly how long you'll need to sleep with SleepBank to achieve your peak Silent Night, the device's SFT is intended to improve sleep quality from night 1, but feeling its, or rather, your fullest potential can take anywhere from 1 to 4 weeks.