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Paco's Taco Stroker

By: on June 24, 2016
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At first I was like, Who the h-e-double-boner named this kitchen tool "Paco's Taco Stroker?" I'm going to make so many masturbation jokes when I write about it. And then I looked closer and was like, Holy hard-on! They did it on purpose! Because Paco's Taco Stroker isn't a kitchen tool at all.

Unless, of course, you like to beat your own personal meat in the kitchen too.

Screaming O combines many men's two great loves--soft tacos and jacking off--in this superb open-faced stroker they claim will satisfy every single time. Which is more than I can say for the tacos al pastor at Nacho Mamas. Every third time I eat those for lunch I spend the rest of the day in the 3rd floor men's bathroom feeling, to say the least, highly unsatisfied. (I imaging everyone else who walks in while I'm there instantly shares my sentiments.)

The cock taco is made of ultra-soft TPA material that is latex- and phthalate-free. Usage instructions are pretty simple: open box; lube it up; and Paco your pork sword.

Just one question, Screaming O: why doesn't Paco's Taco Stroker come in pink?

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