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Mr. Tea Greeting Card

By: on January 01, 2013
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The Mr. says real men drink tea, fool! But first, they graciously receive it from a loved one, embedded in a gaudily appointed, blinged out greeting card. Mr. Tea imparts well wishes, kudos, sympathies, and good old Wazzups in the form of two cardboard mounted bags of classically blended herbal deliciousness with a kick. Obviously a direct representation of their namesake. Mr. Tea greeting cards are A-Team approved, except by Murdock, who drinks only Death Wish Coffee and Kool-Aid.

Speaking of tea and bags, my friend's elderly boss consistently, loudly, and yet completely innocently refers to members of the Tea Party as "Tea Baggers" around the office. That's good material.

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My MUG Indestructible Ceramic Coffee Mug

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Go F*ck! - Go Fish for Adults (NSFW)

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I never was much of a Go Fisher. Unlike War, it just had too many rules to keep track of so I always lost. The same will probably happen with Go F*ck, the "adult" version of the kiddie card game, but I get the sense that...

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All puns, all night long at your next bro night? No, dudes, I'm not playing games with your heart. I'm playing games with this deck of Punderdome cards. Interested, ye linguistic manipulators? Ye nimble thinkers? Ye word...

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Disturbed Friends - The Worst Game Ever Made

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The people who rattled our game nights with Exploding Kittens think we're up for a new challenge: an army of evil and grotesque babies. Bears vs. Babies is another ridiculous card game filled with implausible (but not...