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Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator

By: on January 28, 2017
$99
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Oh (face) no, the rooster's crowing (buzzing) already?! Come (yes, please) on! Do I really have to get up (off)? I hear you, ladies. It's a brutal world of mornings, alarms, and orgasms we live in. I'll keep my fingers crossed that no one curses you with the gift of a Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator this Valentine's Day. Or any day. The last thing you need is a pesky cock telling your beaver it's time to wake up.

The Little Rooster alarm slips inside your underwear at night, and at your designated rise 'n' shine time wakes you "slowly, sensually, pleasurably" with vibrations that start gently, and then automatically increase over 30 levels of power until you're ready to burst into the morning.

The hybrid vibrator also has a snooze feature so you repeat the call of the rooster if once isn't enough.

Little Roosters have rechargeable batteries and a travel lock, the latter so they alarm only you, not the TSA.