I've often wondered why it is they have to ruin Christmas with gifts. Shouldn't we be paying more attention to Jesus than each other? And how long do we have to keep up the charade? The smiling. The fake excitement. The, "Oh, I was just looking at these online the other day," comments meant to ease the gift giver's fragile gift giving ego. Let's be more blunt. More concrete. Don't like a gift? Feel no remorse. Instead, fill out a gift complaint form, fold it into a paper airplane, and fling it at the gift giver.