Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Tea Kettle
Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by The Force, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still pretty cool as an old fashioned stovetop model.
Lord Vader, disciple of the Dark Side and the Darjeeling, is made of sturdy stainless steel forged into a sleek, modern design. The tea kettle gives a clear nod to the Star Wars universe with its helmet shape and lightsaber handle, but isn't over-the-top geeky with carved-out mask features or heavy breathing sound effects leading up to the whistle at boiling point.
Though that second one would actually be kinda cool.
Vader Pot is finished with a black matte enamel, and his body is resistant to rust, scratches, and dents, but, true to character, not a crisis of conscience on his death bed.