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Roll-Up Dish Drying Rack

By: on January 13, 2017
$39.99
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This roll-up dish drying rack is for people like me. People who endorse the air-dry method. I mean, I figure if my man parts prefer the gentle cooling effect of evaporating water over getting rubbed down and chafed up with a towel, why wouldn't my plates and glasses?

Also, most dish towels suck, and just spread water around wet dishes rather than suck it up.

Also, I'm very lazy.

The roll-up rack is really pretty handy for people with limited countertop, and general kitchen, space too. It unwinds to rigid and sturdy when placed face-up and secures over your sink to catch drips and aerate clean, wet tableware, cookware, bakeware, stoneware, flatware, kitchenware and glassware. It's especially nice for fragile or non-stick items you don't want to run through the dishwasher.

You can also use the rack to hold cutting boards extra bowls, and wet fruits / vegetables during prep work, place frozen items on it to thaw, or hot items to cool. The roll-up rack is made of silicone-coated steel. It is rust-resistant, non-slip and heat-resistant up to 400 degrees F.

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