Recycled Skateboard Butcher Knives
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- Victorinox Cutlery 12" Straight Butcher Knife - $47.61
- Skateboard Wood Sunglasses - $70.00
- Recycled Skateboard Stool - $249.99
- Recycled Skateboard iPhone 6/6s Case - $19.90
- Recycled Skateboard Beard Comb - $27.00
Trick out your kitchen with a 2nd Shot Canada skateboard butcher knife. Husband and wife team Lindsay and John turn ollies, tailslides, and top guns into the handles of their damascus chopping blades. Each is a OOAK knife with multi-colored wood patterns carved from 100% recycled skateboards. Rectangular blades measure 7" long and handles 5". Skateboard wood is finished with a clear protective coating.
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