I won't tell you what you should and shouldn't use these fine Breaking Bad cutting boards for, but...you might want to stick to "Let's Cook"-ing actual food. Like, how about cleaving some birds for a nice Los Pollos Hermanos fried chicken dinner? Or crushing up that glistening blue block of rock candy that's finally set?
Nomad Gift's series of Heisenberg-mugged cutting boards are all handmade of solid, ecologically clean maple and ash wood--the cleanest, purest, and best in the business, I'd surmise. Engravings are done on one side only, leaving the other safe to use for, uh, cutting and chopping. Boards are also impregnated with mineral oil and covered with beeswax for conditioning.
The Breaking Bad Heisenberg collection includes 4 different cutting board styles, all measuring approximately 12" x 8" x 0.75".