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KoMo Fidibus 21 Grain Mill

By: on March 03, 2016
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Kamut and spelt and millet, oh my! A little bit of quinoa in my life, a little bit of amaranth by my side. A little bit of barley's all I need, a little bit of sorghum is what I see. Wheat and oats, rice brown and white, they are special in his sight. Jesus loves the little gra-ains of the world!

That's 3 parodies of smash hit songs, and still I haven't covered all of the grains, pulses, and beans the KoMo Fidibus 21 mill can grind into perfect flours. The compact countertop gadget is made for at-home use. It sits just over a foot tall and is covered in a reasonably attractive beechwood veneer, with a solid beechwood hopper able to hold around 2 pounds of grain. The mill's 250-watt, 110-volt motor can grind 5 to 6 ounces of your favorite glutinous or gluten-free recipe base per minute, and is infinitely adjustable from fine flour to coarse meal.

Mmmm better do something nice for my girlfriend this week. I would very much like to smell fresh-from-scratch sourdough bowls filled with clam chowder in my future.

The KoMo Fidibus 21 Grain Mill pairs its high-efficiency motor with a duo of corundum/ceramic burrs for smooth, consistent grinding. Though it has a 2-pound capacity at any one time, the grinder can run continuously, so you can continue to refill the canister as the machine works its magic.

Muchas danke to The Awesomer.

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