Hedgehog Cheese Grater
You've heard of hedge cheese, right? This hedgehog cheese grater is called Kasimir. According to Wikipedia, Kasimir is the German variation of the Catalan Casimir, which may mean "someone who destroys [an] opponent's prestige / glory during battle." According to Urban Dictionary, Kasimir is a dude "who is very athletic and cares about his health. A Kasimir is also very kind, helpful, and loving. He is also extremely blessed with a large penis and is a great lover."
Fit and fierce destroyer, ready to slay the enemy in the field, and the ladies in the bedroom. And you thought this was just another adorable hedgehog-shaped cheese grater.