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Dripping Blood Cutting Board

Dripping Blood Cutting Board
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  • Dripping Blood Cutting Board

Now kitchen countertops can look like a bloody mess whether you've cut yourself or used them to butcher a half side of beef or not. Great for Halloween, great for an otherwise ho-hum Monday night, great for getting a rise out of people with poor vision and the elderly. Grandma, help! I sliced through my finger and now the blood gushing from it has frozen in time!

mzone's dripping blood cutting board looks like what happens when someone who has no business handling a knife tries to brunoise a yam. It fits against a counter's edge for stability, or can be used without the attached vertical drip by people who are humorless wet blankets.

Muchas danke to Laughing Squid.

Purchase Details: $26.11 from mzube »