To all the girls compiling notes on what kind of cookies to bake me for Valentine's Day, let me make this easy: iced sugar or gingerbread even though it's not Christmas anymore in the shape of one of the following Cookie Prints:
- Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. While I don't think I can eat the face of Walter White, I will place these cookies in some sort of clear cake dome and save them forever. Or until they get moldy and start attracting ants. Bonus points if you deliver them in a Hyperflesh Walter mask.
- The Ghostbusters logo. I'll eat half of these cookies myself. The other half I'll carry around my office building, and when I hear someone complain of hunger I'll whisper, Who you gonna call?! and slip them a cookie. Don't worry, I'll only pass them on to other girls if they are hotter than you are.
- Optimus Prime, because he looks extremely intricate and when you spend hours meticulously frosting a dozen of him in appropriate Transformers primary colors plus black and silver, I will acknowledge how much you care before taking 2 bites of one and throwing the rest away because they're too damn sweet.
Cookie Prints cutters are made of biodegradable PLA plastic and come fashioned after dozens and dozens of different beloved characters and pop culture references. These include Mario, Legend of Zelda, Batman, Superman, Pokemon, Big Bang Theory, Star Wars, Star Trek, Starbucks, Santy Claus, Garfield, South Park, Minecraft...you get the point.
In addition to carving out cookie dough, the cutters also make fine imprints in homemade bread, cheese, soft fruit, and every kid's favorite snack, Play-Doh.