Bananza Banana Slicer
Chef'n decided one banana slicer more popular for its witty Amazon reviews than the function it serves wasn't enough for the world. Or maybe they were worried Hutzler's model was on the verge of becoming a monopoly. Or maybe there really is great demand for a fast and efficient tool that evenly cuts the favorite fruit of man and ape alike. The reasons may remain a mystery, but one thing is clear: the Chef'n kitchen gadget co. has a Bananza Banana Slicer with your name on it.
Just imagine. You'll be able to hover above a bowl of cereal or chili with a banana in one hand and a Bananza in the other and, in one fell swoop, slice and drop perfectly-proportioned pieces into their intended receptacle. It will remove the necessity of dirtying a surface, as well as the likelihood of inadvertently adding blood and finger parts to your food during cutting ventures. Also, when the stainless steel blades emerge through the slicer's yellow plastic, it might make you think of Wolverine.
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