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The Coolest Coffee Table

Posted: July 16, 2020
The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables.

I don't know if any of the same cats responsible for the crowdfunding sensation of 2011 that was The Coolest Cooler have gotten their Renaissance Man hands onto The Coolest Coffee Table, but there are certainly a few similarities in concept between the two feature-packed designs.

Both the cooler and the coffee table serve their named purposes, to chill and to help you chill, and The Coolest Coffee Table can even do it in a totally inconspicuous way, closed up, holding bowls with decorative balls and your favorite coffee table books. Its makers say the table's high-end wood construction is built to last, and to look good in homes with almost any established vibe or decor.

But inside The Coolest Coffee Table lies "the ULTIMATE relaxation and entertainment setup." Like the cooler, it has built-in power for all of your devices, here in the form of a quick-access power dock with both USB and standard outlets for lamps and laptops. In one of the legs you'll find tandem refrigerators sized for cold beverages, while the other houses a long pull-out drawer for storage of shelf-stable booze and snacks, or maybe remotes and gaming controllers, condoms. Lube. Whatever was sitting on top of The Coolest Coffee Table when your mama showed up out of nowhere that you now need to stuff inside with a quickness.

You'll have more than just the leg to use in stuffing inside pursuits too. The table has 2 additional horizontal drawers on either end, plus a mini pop-up table in the center with a storage cubby underneath. The pop-up table itself makes it easy to elevate and bring eats and drinks a little closer while you're on the couch.

At printing The Coolest Coffee Table was taking email addresses from interested buyers to receive notifications of its launch date, and receive a discount of The Coolest Coffee Table's initial offering.

Muchas danke to The Awesomer.

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