Furniture

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$280 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Hand-Carved Star Wars Table

$245.88 Etsy »

Vader, I hope you like the taste of crumbs and dripped condiments, the feel of beer glass condensation, and the smell of feet, because you're about to get a face full of all of them muggin' it front and center on this...

Swing Bar

$23k Duffy London »

Oooh, swingers at the bar. Sounds like good times! Oh wait, it's a swing set turned into a bar for people to sit at while they drink. ... Sounds like vomiting!...

Shark Bite Surfboard Desk

$949 Etsy »

Ride the WFH wave or take a bite out of your study session with this Shark Bite Surfboard Desk from Lunar Lounge Design. Inspired by 50s and 60s longboards, and one particular 70s movie about the biggest, baddest great...

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office...

ULTRALEGGERA - The World's Lightest Chair

Like any similar claim, I think ULTRALEGGERA should add a qualification to their assertion: The World's Lightest Chair...So Far. At just under 3.7 pounds (1660 grams), the ULTRALEGGERA is the aerogel of seating, but instead...

Koala Cushy Sofa Bed

$810 - $1,235 Koala »

Enjoy some nookie with your cookie on a Koala Cushy Sofa Bed. Or I guess you could use the metal-free convertible couch as a place for guests to crash. Or family movie nights. But why waste the potential of a pillowy...

Korean BBQ Coffee Table

$650 Etsy »

A Korean BBQ Coffee Table almost guarantees you'll throw a spectacular dinner party. And also that you'll ruin your couch, chairs, carpet, and coffee table itself in the process. Spectacularly. But, hey, what's a new...

HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools

Hey, it's a sleight of...seat. HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools are an original and creative furniture / kitchen island solution from Minarc, a residential and commercial design firm out of Santa Monica. Founded by Erla Dogg Ingjaldsdottir...

Fibonacci Coffee Table

$450 Amazon »

I don't know if this coffee table's spiraling, stair-stepped center is an accurate representation of the Fibonacci sequence, or if math was on the brain of the cat who designed this piece of furniture. (At least not in...

Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair

$956.41 Amazon »

Design Toscano's Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair is going to be sit-down hit with ocean lovers, aquarium enthusiasts, and owners of crab shacks. Those who won't love chillin' on a big ol' crab chair: lobsters. They...

Tokyo Sky Table

I feel like, if nothing else, the Tokyo Sky Table definitely has a lock on the size of apartments in Tokyo. But I also feel like, there's a lot else with this new furniture design from Mousarris. A collaboration with...

Carpet Sofa

Carpets are expensive. Sofas are expensive. Let's save some money and buy a little twofer with Mousarris Studio's Carpet Sofa!...

Pallet Thief Wood Throne

Who needs iron for a throne when you have 6 billion wood pallets wandering the world waiting to be recycled? True, Anton Brunberg's "Pallet Thief" wood throne wouldn't make it past a single sneeze from Drogon - or even...

BloomingTables Living Furniture

$229 - $349 Blooming Tables »

Small Business Shoutout: BloomingTables Living Furniture. Based out of San Diego, BloomingTables designs coffee, console, and side tables, plus desks eager to "bring the beauty of the outdoors - indoors." Their simple...

Mousarris Studio Rippling Table

If you want a dining table that's somehow simultaneously exhilarating and calming, tell Stelios Mousarris you're ready to let 'er rrrrrrripple. Mousarris' Rippling Table depicts a single drop of water hitting a lake...

Kangaroo Side Table

$169.95 Plow & Hearth »

Like any good kangaroo butler, this Kangaroo Side Table will hold your phone, your beer, and your bowl of popcorn on his tray. He'll hold your New York Times and your nudie magazines in his marsupial pouch. He'll look...

Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set

Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...

Big Fig Mattress - The Mattress For A Bigger Figure

$1,299 - $1,999 Big Fig Mattress »

Where Ace Jumbo Mattresses are made XXL to support a whole gaggle of people, Big Fig Mattresses are made in your normal Twin through King sizes, but built to support just one or two XXL people. Big Fig designs mattresses...

Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed

I might also call the Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed a bed-shaped living room. A living bed. A New York studio apartment. Like the HiCan, Hariana Tech Smart Ultimate Bed is the kind of connected piece of futuristic furniture...

StoryTime Triple Rocking Chair

$7,500 Hal Taylor »

Dude. This StoryTime Rocking Chair for 4 (1 and 3 halves?) is so adorable it makes me want to have kids of my own to rock and read to like a wise father with exceptional taste in functional furniture...

Dropped Ice Cream Cone Bean Bag Chairs

$278 Etsy »

Ah, the ice cream cone drop. As famous as the mic drop, but for melancholy rather than owned-you celebratory reasons. Also typically accompanied by tears, not cheers. Except, perhaps, in the case of the Dropped Ice Cream...

Carbon Fiber Phantom Chair

$15k ALVARAE »

Not a ghost of chance I could afford ALVARAE's Phantom Chair, but if I ever become an evil villain, and acquire an evil villain's bank account, I'm all over the purchase of this phantastic carbon phiber design pheat...

Basketball Bunk Bed

$5,995 - $6,990 Tanglewood Design »

Hoop time, hoop time... I mean, Bed time, bed time... I mean, Hoop time, bed time, hoop bed! The Basketball Bunk Bed from Tanglewood Design is the ultimate young NBA hopeful's bedroom installation. The combo shooting...