Furniture

Gorilla Chair

$4,482 1stdibs »

A seat in the shape of an ape?! Sounds grape! I mean, great! The Gorilla Chair, while simple in name, and almost as simple in design, still manages to wow with its execution. Built with a pair of thick and low front legs...

Entropy Chair

It looks like the web of a spider on mushrooms. It looks like the OG Windows screensaver gone wrong. It looks like someone you would not want on your Apocalypse Team got ahold of the bungee cords. It looks like...entropy!...

Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame

$699 - $1,299 Amazon »

The Lyon Wavelike LED Bed Frame, now there's a bed that has "bachelor pad," "one night stand," "possible threesome," and "don't forget to turn those 16-color LEDs off when your mama stops by" written all over it. That...

Boomerang Bed

The Boomerang Bed is the perfect name for Portuguese designer Joao Teixeira's piece of sleep-work-hang furniture. With its slidable work, dining, and streaming table, and relaxing, minimalist aesthetic, it's the bed...

Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table

$14,950 Etsy »

The Lovers' Embrace Coffee Table, or, as I like to call it, the Sexy Time Coffee Table, has no known artist, date, or origin. At least not that its seller, Furnish Me Vintage, is aware of. Best guess is that the massive...

Animal Plushie Chairs

Be still my heart! This animal plushie chair line from APcollection is so charming! So whimsical! So creative! So...uncomfortable-looking to sit on! Well. Three out of four ain't bad. Can't be any worse than the Giant...

Suspended Sofa

Suspend your disbelief! Or let Mark Mitchell suspend it for you with his Suspended Sofa. I don't know how, and I don't know with what, but Mitchell has figured out a way to make a sofa supported by a single side. Presumably...

Blokaloks Interlocking Modular Walls & Room Dividers

Blokalok-a, Blokalok-a, whoomp! There it is! A whole wall where, a mere 5 minutes ago, there was none. Blokaloks are a series of bloks that interlock to form modular walls and room dividers. Blok assembly is simple and...

Star Trek: TNG Ten Forward Suspension Chairs

$3,495 Etsy »

Oooh, a set of suspension chairs from the Star Trek: TNG Ten Forward lounge. And to think I had almost given up on finding the perfect seating for sipping syntheholic beverages while playing games of 3D Chess and Strategema...

Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Storage Cabinet

$2,446 Etsy »

All of the coolness, none of the coolant. This Retro Coca-Cola Vending Machine Storage Cabinet provides nostalgics with the best of both worlds, bringing the classic aesthetic of Coke brand vending machines of the 50s...

Astronaut Rabbit Side Table

$575.63 - $591.63 Amazon »

Oh, and if a jade green Astronaut Rabbit Side Table isn't kooky enough for you in and of itself, bonus alert! Space Bunny's helmet is also a tissue dispenser!...

Coral Reef Console Table

$1,425 Amazon »

So this is where all the coral reefs have gone. Decorative console tables. Thanks, Design Toscano...

Industrial Container Side Table

$249.99 - $288.88 Amazon »

For all their heft, hardiness, and hardware, I'm sorry to say I don't think these Industrial Container Side Tables lock. So, apologies dudes and ladies, you're still going to have to find a better place to hide your weed...

Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair

$349 Amazon »

The Pipersong Meditation Desk Chair is for stick-still zen yogis and ants-in-their pants fidgety sitters alike. The goal of the WFH and office solution is to "activate your sit." That is, give you an opportunity to move...

The Original Candy Coffee Table

$1,697 Etsy »

Normally, ending the night - or starting the morning - facedown on the coffee table wouldn't earn you high marks, but if that coffee table is The Original Candy Coffee Table, I think everyone would understand. Join you...

Loopita Double Chaise Lounge

Grab your friend Cornelius and do a loop-de-Loopita on this slick double chaise lounge from Mexico City-based furniture designer LEFT. Actually, maybe grab your wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, instead. LEFT says the...

Alien Butler Pedestal Table

Call this Alien Butler Roswell, because everyone has heard of Roswell, and no one has heard of his (her? their? its?) real name, Keilleilleillopeenope. Or, I don't know, maybe the little alien's language doesn't even...

Baseball Mitt Chair & Ball Ottoman

$485.33 - $898.80 Amazon »

Play ball! Finally! Now that the 2022 MLB Lockout has ended, it's time for baseball teams to get pitchin' and swingin', and you to get loungin'-on-your-assin' to watch the games in this sweet baseball mitt chair with...

Sisyphus Kinetic Sand Art Tables

$1,497 - $10,350 Sisyphus »

Bruce Shapiro's Sisyphus Kinetic Art Tables are side, end, and coffee tables whose glass tops reveal an ever-changing world of sand beneath them, occupied, acted upon, and altered by a small rolling metal ball. Shapiro...

Sara Hayat Modular Tetris Couches

T3 and T4 are the unassuming names for the very standout Tetris-style couches Sara Hayat includes in her modular furniture collection. A pile of colorful tetromino cushions link together to form a clean, modern sofa...

Resting Bear Ottoman

$1,309 hive »

If your life could use some peace and tranquility, look no further than the Resting Bear Ottoman from Design Front. I guess I should throw cute preciousness in there too, since ol' Resting Bear is really tugging at my...

Rolls of Fat Sofa

No, designer Ubald Klug didn't really name this luxe couch the Rolls of Fat Sofa. This dude, the world's most cutting, yet fair, critic did. That's all I see when I look at it. Layers and layers of visceral fat. And...

Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa

$31,500 1stdibs »

This Boxing Glove Sectional Sofa is a sight to behold. A real trophy piece for a fight lover. It also looks about as comfortable as a left jab to the face from Ali...

Kids' Helper Tower - Convertible Ladder & Table

$245.10 - $316.40 Etsy »

Apparently these Kids' Helper Towers, ladder-style step stools that convert to tables and desks, are pretty common amongst the child-having. But I, being a child-free dude, saw this one from PID Kids and was all, Daaaaang!...