Furniture

Kosmos Heated Chair with Adjustable Temperature

This is the Kosmos. It is a heated chair whose temperature is adjustable. How does it work? Why, you simply plug it in to a standard outlet. Yes, that's right, dudes and ladies, the Kosmos is your very own electric chair...

Teixeira Revolver Wall-Mounted Desk

If someone advised me to get a revolver for my home office, and promised to teach me how to use it, I would agree on one condition: that it be Teixeira's Revolver Wall-Mounted Desk. And they would still have to promise...

The Seahorse Lounger

Don't get me wrong, The Seahorse Lounger is certainly a design worthy of attention, and possibly placement in your living room. It thrives in both its standout appearance, and creator Andrew Roberts' sustainable approach...

Duck Armchair

$446.42 The Apollo Box »

Replace that foul-looking chair in your living room with a fowl-looking one. This Duck Armchair brings a clever design to a very cozy-looking lounge chair. Plus, it's ducking adorable, and will surely quack up anyone...

Big Joe Dorm Bean Bag Chair

$54.67 - $66.99 Amazon »

Back to school is my favorite time of year. It's the time brats small and large, preschool-aged to needed-that-fifth-year-in-undergrad-aged, return to their classrooms, and stop clogging up the lunchtime lines at my favorite...

Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion

$206.10 - $428.92 Etsy »

I will take one Giant Fluffy Floor Cushion, please. Plus everything else in that hygge-lookin' room with it. Including, probably, the walls and house the room sits inside. Oh, but not the lady in the Christmas PJs lying...

Working Compass Side Table

$297.99 Amazon »

I don't know how much you'd actually use this Working Compass Side Table as a compass...or as a side table, really, given putting stuff on top of it would hide the compass / most interesting part about it, but it's still...

Stackabl Custom Recycled Furniture

Sustainable designer seating. Recycled luxury. Expensive custom trash. Any will do in describing the Stackabl line of furniture...though creators STACKLAB and Maison Gerard probably won't dig that last one as much as...

Clothespin Bench

$9,400 - $14,300 Etsy »

This Clothespin Bench, handmade by Matheson Woodwork, has a gripping story behind it. Well, gripping might be an exaggeration, but given the clamping nature of the subject matter, I'm going with it...

Spark Sofa

$4,600 Jun Wang Studio »

Ultra-modern transparent aesthetic: check. Standout colors: check. A'Design Award for furniture design: check. Hard plastic construction that pretty much ensures no one will ever F up your couch because no one will ever...

Leather Banana Rocking Chair

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A leathery banana doesn't sound good in most circumstances, but when it comes to the Leather Banana Rocking Chair...uuuhhh. Nope, still doesn't sound good. Let's just call it the Banana Rocking Chair, or the Banana Rocker...

Bliss Sofa & Emergency Life Raft

Would you pay $100,000 for a couch and footrest? How about for your life? The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is a unique exploration of luxury living. "Luxury" because it's an haute design piece of furniture available in limited...

REALROOMS Metal Locker Storage Cabinets

$99.99 - $223.99 Amazon »

No thank you, REALROOMS, I won't be decorating my home with metal storage cabinets, nightstands, or any other piece of furniture that reminds me of my high school locker. Don't you know forgetting my combination and not...

Star Wars Resin Coffee Table

$1,180 - $1,954 Backyard Resin »

Millennium Falcon, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, Imperial Shuttle...take your marks. Get set. Let the battle...for the best Star Wars furniture...begin! Backyard Resin, which recently earned this Dude's words of approval for...

Ylin Stool - Recycled Cork Active Sitting Stool

$449.57 Etsy »

The Ylin Stool, an active sitting / balance stool, doesn't look like quite as much fun to park my caboose on as the Restless Rocking Chair, but its neutral, minimalist aesthetic, and the fact it could probably pass for...

Nessie Side Table

Nellie, move aside, because all I've got to say about Deniz Aktay's side table design is, Whoa, Nessie! This is the most pleasing piece of furniture I've seen since the Flow Wall Desk, and the most charming interpretation...

Drift Gaming Bed

$2,164 - $4,086 Dreams »

Drift off to dreamland...right after drifting off to Super Smash Bros. and Call of Duty land with a few hours of play right from your Drift Gaming Bed...

Mario Cart Coffee Table

$2,576 Backyard Resin »

I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know...

Flow Wall Desk

$2,875 Van Embricqs »

Cue the Naughty By Nature, because the Flow Wall Desk and its designer, Robert van Embricqs, have every reason to sing, Holla if ya hear me though, come and feel me flow...

LED Cube Chair

$132.99 Amazon »

Why, LED Cube Chair, you're glowing! ... Are you...pregnant?! No? Full of light, not life? Ah, well, you look beautiful either way...

Wireless Charging Nightstand with LED Lights

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Old Captain proves they are hip to modern times and tech with their wireless charging nightstand with built-in LED lights. Available in white or dark brown, the side table features a tempered glass top with wireless charging...

Imperatorworks IW-R1 Zero Gravity Office & Gaming Chair

$3,299 Amazon »

If your New Year's Resolution was to work harder...or play harder, the Imperatorworks IW-R1 Zero Gravity Office & Gaming Chair has you covered on both ends. The luxe workstation comes loaded with a bevy of features, ranging...

SONU Sleep System for Side Sleepers

$1,999 - $3,998 SONU Sleep »

The SONU Sleep System for side sleepers might be a game changer but, damm, dudes. You really gotta be committed to sleeping on your side to get one. Not that the channeled mattress doesn't accommodate back and belly sleepers...

Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair

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The Ready Rocker Portable Rocking Chair is well suited for getting babies to stop fussing and rocking them to sleep. So I'm definitely getting one as a gift for my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power...