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Star Wars Bed

By: on September 07, 2015

If you're a kid who gets this bed you're one of the lucky ones: your dad might actually love you as much as he loves Star Wars. While I'm not sure rabid fans of The Force think as highly of Pottery Barn Kids, for better or worse that's the company Lucasfilm decided to license in the making of this galactic place of rest.

Both the head and foot of the Millennium Falcon cockpit bed are handpainted with (loose) replicas of the ship's knobs and gauges. The entire Star Wars piece is made of solid hardwood, measuring Twin size at 108.25" long x 45.5" wide x 45.5" high. Just big enough for Dad to squeeze into bed with Jr. when he has a nightmare about eating Wookiee BBQ or The Force Awakens' release date getting pushed to 2017.

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