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Star Wars Bed

By: on September 07, 2015

If you're a kid who gets this bed you're one of the lucky ones: your dad might actually love you as much as he loves Star Wars. While I'm not sure rabid fans of The Force think as highly of Pottery Barn Kids, for better or worse that's the company Lucasfilm decided to license in the making of this galactic place of rest.

Both the head and foot of the Millennium Falcon cockpit bed are handpainted with (loose) replicas of the ship's knobs and gauges. The entire Star Wars piece is made of solid hardwood, measuring Twin size at 108.25" long x 45.5" wide x 45.5" high. Just big enough for Dad to squeeze into bed with Jr. when he has a nightmare about eating Wookiee BBQ or The Force Awakens' release date getting pushed to 2017.

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Star Wars Fitness Equipment

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iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

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Smartduvet Breeze Heat & Cool Self-Making Bed

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The Smartduvet self-making bed - no, really. The bed makes itself. Just watch. And that's old news. Smartduvet is now launching a next generation of their smart bedding, the Breeze, that adds dual-zone climate control...

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littleBits Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit

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Want your kids to learn a littleBits about tech as you secretly relish the interactive R2-D2 they're building? The Star Wars Droid Inventor Kit hit littleBits shelves just in time for Force Friday II....

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Star Wars Return of the Jedi Wall Clock

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The only thing missing from this Return of the Jedi wall clock is an R2-D2 head that pops out on the hour to go, Bee-boo-boop-coo-koo! Otherwise, it's all there. Electroluminescent lightsabers and LED glow from within:...

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The Harambed

It's called The Harambed. Lucid Mattress says it's the bed of your memes. And I know if you've been meming at all over the past year, you've been meming about Harambe, haven't you? Well put on your PJs and snuggle in...

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Zerobody Anti-Gravity Bed

The Zerobody is a sensory deprivation float tank that removes the one major P in the A side effect of floating: getting wet. (True, drowning is kind of a pain too, but most of these tanks have only about a foot of water...

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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

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A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

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Star Wars Storm Trooper Electric Shaver

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The Bird's Nest Bed

The Bird's Nest Bed can accommodate up to 16 people at once. Take note swingers, Mormons, women undergoing IVF treatments, and the Duggar family! The giant basin of comfort was brainstormed and brought to life by O*GE...