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Sliced Bread Chair

By: on November 05, 2015
$143.34
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I know you don't want me to say it, but...you kind of do. And so do I. This chair is the best thing since jelly. Fold it in half, plop it on the floor and pop a squat. No slow roasting or smoking required to make your award-winning butt sandwich this time. But on that note: I recommend resisting the urge to snuggle up with your slice in front of the fire; this bread doesn't do toasty.

The chair folds at its midpoint and holds a reclining position at various angles. Unfolded it flattens out for easy transport and storage. It also takes on a funny-looking rectangular shape. Tall boy slice of Wonder Bread, anyone?

Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.

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