Feng Shui Desktop Gong
When they say, "Feng Shui," I bet they mean, "Ring It When You Get Laid." And I also bet a lot of us out there with roommates or coworkers who share online dating adventures could make some pretty good use out of a Ring It When You Get Laid Desktop Gong.
And, I mean, you could also probably use it as a dinner bell or to honor one of your kids' achievements. (Actual achievements only, please. No gonging for participation ribbons and eating 4 peas at dinner.)
The soothing sounds of Feng Shui shown here come from a brass cymbal and attached rammer. The gong has drawings of Chinese dragons and a yin-yang symbol, and the base has an embedded ancient Chinese coin replica. Measurements are 8" wide x 9" tall x 2" deep.