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Patriots Being Badass Prints

By: on July 05, 2012
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These patriots heard the battle cry of Team America, and hollered back an even louder Fuck Yeah! From Paul Revere's Midnight Ride on a Tron Light Cycle to Abe Lincoln wielding an M16 and giddy-upping on a grizzly bear to George Washington annihilating zombies with the same vigor he used to axe the cherry tree, Jason Heuser's 11 x 17 prints of America's badasses throwing down spectacles of badassery make me especially proud to have emerged from my mama's womb on United States soil.

All scenes are printed on 80 lb high gloss paper, and signed by Heuser. Some online photos have URL text in the prints' bottom corners, which will not appear on hard copies. All 11 x 17 prints are also available in larger sizes, mainly 24 x 36 dimensions for $80. Check out Heuser's complete collection of history's finest upping the ante as superheroes, vigilantes, and The One. In addition to those mentioned above, depictions include:

  • Benjamin Franklin lightning-fighting Zeus.
  • Andrew Jackson, armed with a pulse rifle, schlepping an alien head.
  • Ronald Reagan firing a machine gun from atop a harnessed velociraptor.
  • Teddy Roosevelt opening fire on Bigfoot.
  • Abe Lincoln posing as Neo in a redone Matrix: Reloaded poster.

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Remarkable Books - Beautiful & Historic Works

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The Uncomfortable - Inconvenient Everyday Objects

Oh the fun you could have using some of Katerina Kamprani's Uncomfortable designs to mess with the new guy at work. Give him that disc-headed key to the office. Ask him to water the plants. Invite him to the break room...

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OLOID Mathematically Perfect Desk Sculpture

$25 - $73 from Kickstarter »

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EQUUS BASS770 - New American Muscle Car

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Designed and manufactured in the USA. That's the battle cry of the 2014 EQUUS BASS770, a contemporary nod to American muscle cars of the 60s and 70s. It's also probably the reason for its starting price tag of $250 grand....

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Internal Fire Glass Vortex Spheres

$100 - $6k from Internal Fire Glass »

Loooook into my orb. No really, check out a GIF of one of these Internal Fire Glass vortex spheres. The optical illusion is super trippy. And super... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Glass artist Scott Pernicka handcrafts...

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Mesmerizing Animated GIF Portrait

I don't know how they did this or where you can have one of your own done, but it's pretty darn sweet. Something about it makes me want to stare at it longer than I should. I'm obsessed with its awesomeness. Is it just...

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Slow Dance - A Frame that Slows Down Time

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Imagine a club in Vegas. A go-go dancer. Strobe lights. It's a spectacle of stop motion animation, the fluidity of movement altered by the way the flashes of light play with your eyes. Now scale that scene way down and...

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Confederate P51 Combat Fighter

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Confederate has been releasing Combat motorcycles regularly since 1999; just during my short tenure in these parts we've seen the formidable X132 Hellcat Combat and its follow-up, the equally vicious X132 Hellcat Speedster....

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Self-Regenerative Wax Lamp

Everyone wants to be a hard ass. The Terminator. The Regulator. The Undertaker. Chuck Norris. Where's The Do-Gooder? The Helper? The Revitalizer? Relegated to the arenas of kindergarten classrooms and home decor, that's...

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Momentary Ink - Try on Your Custom Tattoo

$15 - $21 from Momentary Ink »

I wanted my girlfriend to dress up as the hot chick from Blindspot for Halloween so I could test out these Momentary Ink custom tattoos on her, but she was all, No! Absolutely not! I have a trial starting Thursday and...

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Dripping Glass Jellyfish Sculptures

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Inspired Designs Ferrofluid Sculptures

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