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Horse Head Pillow

By: on March 13, 2014
Horse Head Pillow
  • Horse Head Pillow
  • Horse Head Pillow
  • Horse Head Pillow
  • Horse Head Pillow
$45
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One-upping the severed horse head pillowcase: Kropserkel's severed Horse Head Pillow. It's morbid, yet surprisingly plush and comfortable, revenge in 3D! Send one to the vegetarian who always launches into a lecture about animal cruelty when you're elbow deep in a pile of ribs. Grab another to hang outside the fast food franchise that wouldn't hire you with a sign that says, "Greetings patrons! The rest of me is in your burger!"

Kropserkel deems their Horse Head Pillow the "tough guy's teddy bear." It is possibly one of three stuffed animals acceptable for a grown man to own, alongside Undead Teds and R-rated talking Teds. And actual members of the mob who are also closet animal activists could use the Horse Head Pillow to carry out their equine-themed threats. Even stuffed it's scary bedmate to wake up to. Especially when accompanied by pistol whips from a 350-pound dude called Babyface. Bonus: if there are any Godfather LARPers out there...and I'm sure there are...here's a prop essential to the authenticity of your art.

Horse Head Pillows measure 33" from nose to neck and stand 19" tall. They're stuffed with non-allergenic polyester fiber fill. For those sending a decapitated beast as a gift, Kropserkel will gladly pack it with a customized, personal note to the recipient.