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Glass Skull Tiki Torch

By: on August 03, 2017
$29.99
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No need to wait for Halloween to line your path with Skull Tiki Torches. I think the creepy lanterns of death would make great additions to Labor Day weekend parties too. They certainly capture my feelings about the end of summer anyway. Oh, and also getting married! I wonder if She-Ra: Princess of Power would be up for using these mood-capturing glass skulls as centerpieces at our wedding....

The skeletal tiki torches are made of borosilicate glass that's suitable for setup indoors or out; it has a usable temperature range of -20 to 100 degrees F (so maybe just indoors in Persia and Phoenix. And maybe everywhere else in the world in another 20 years or so.) Lanterns are smallish at 5" tall - each. If you want a bigger, albeit more permanent, skull to light your way, check out these handmade Crystal Head Vodka wall sconces.

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Wish Clips - Candle Holders for Drinks

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Happy birthday, ya big lush! Wish Clips, candle holders that slip onto the rims of drink glasses, offer a simpler, more subtle, and cakeless way for thirsty adults celebrating a birthday or other special event to make...

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This rechargeable patio umbrella light is for everyone who wants to have it both ways: an umbrella that blocks out the blaze of the sun in the daytime, and then recreates it at night. The donut light contains 28 LEDs...

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WTF Prank Candles

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WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the....gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...

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Skull Armchair

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Another supervillain yahtzee! This black skull armchair was the one prop missing from my master plan to raise an army of babies and eliminate all cats and bike lanes from my township! The only downside is that it does...

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Bernzomatic High Intensity Trigger Start Torch

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Diamond Ring Candles

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Anatomical Gummi Bears

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This anatomical view of what lies beyond the high fructose corn syrup and Yellow Dye No. 5 of their epidermises paints Gummi Bears in a new light. Gives them some identity. Some humanity. Makes me feel kind of bad for...