Crystal Head Vodka Skull Wall Sconce
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- Crystal Head Skull Vodka Bottle Light Stand - $19.99
- Crystal Head Vodka Skull Decanter - $11.99
- Crystal Head Vodka Skull-tini Martini Glass - $44.95
- Crystal Skull Shot Glass - $11.99
What to do with all those empty bottles of Crystal Head Vodka? I tried sending mine back to Dan Aykroyd for free refills, but it's been a few months and I still haven't gotten them back. So I think Rob of Moonshine Lamp Co. had a better idea when he decided to turn his empties into Crystal Head Vodka wall sconces. The result: wicked, eco-friendly, and practical. The perfect way to light the way to my liquor cabinet.
Skull sconces take a candelabra-sized bulb of up to 40 watts; Rob suggests swapping in a red one for Halloween. The pieces' brass metal finish comes in buyer's choice of black, oil-rubbed bronze, or unfinished.
Moonshine Lamp Co. gives the same brand of lighting treatment to other liquor bottles as well. Take your pick from 1800 Reposado Tequila, Maker's Mark, Knob Creek, Fireball, and St. Germain.
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