Doorballs Door Knocker (NSFW)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tess. Tess who? Tess Tickle! Hangin' right between the legs of the Doorballs door knocker I used to start this joke!

Oh boy, oh boy, it's a tribute to your boys! Made from PVC "as strong as your bathroom plumbing!" Doorballs is a door knocker fit for the man's man, the college kid, and anyone who wants sales people and the Mormons to think twice about knocking on their door. A perfect novelty gift or housewarming gift, Doorballs stands 9" tall x 6" wide, and mounts to any door or wall with an included strip of 3M adhesive mounting tape. You also have the option of making Doorballs a more permanent installation with a notch for nail- / screw-hanging.

Anyone else think the dude supporting the pair of 5:1 scale testicle knockers looks a lot like Andrew Dice Clay? Andrew Dice Clay making an O face - no, wait, a hesitant O face. Like it's frozen in the moment between when a guest cups his balls, which feels pretty good, and when he knows they're going to crack them hard against the door, which is going to feel very bad.

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