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Toilet Sink

By: on August 10, 2016
$294.50
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Smaller spaces, smaller children, smaller water bills--a toilet sink makes sense. Technically. But you can tell me all day long about how the water that comes out of my toilet tank is exactly the same as the water that comes out of my bathroom faucet and shower head, and my mind still won't be able to wrap itself around washing my hands in the vessel that eats my poo.

Maybe you're more rational, practical, mature than I am. If so, then by all means, crap and lather, dudes. Crap and lather.

Caroma's Smart Tank has a 1.28- / 0.8-gallon dual flush mechanism, and an integrated hand basin for further water savings. According to Caroma, "After flushing, fresh cold water is directed through the faucet for hand washing and drains into the tank to be used for the next flush."

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Gryp - The Germophobe's Keychain

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Sh*t Gold Pills

$425 from CITIZEN:Citizen »

It may still stink, but ingest a couple of these 24K capsules, and your shit will look as handsome as a pile of gold. Tobias Wong and J.A.R.K. (Ju$t Another Rich Kid) created the Gold Pills as part of their INDULGENCE...

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Anonymously Send Sh*t

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If you know a lot of assholes, you know what it's like to deal with their shit. Now, it's time to return the favor. ShitSenders.com enables the shat upon to send steaming piles of Don't get mad, get even to inconsiderate...

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PongTu Disposable Sticker Toilet Plunger

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To truly get how the PongTu Disposable Sticker Toilet Plunger works, you've got to watch the video. Granted, it's not the best quality, and if you're like me you'll get a little caught up on, How many times is that dude...

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Stone Forest Natural Bathtub

Stone Forest calls their bathtub "Natural" for its raw design, a rugged just-rolled-down-the-mountain aesthetic, rather than the precision-cut and polished-to-cold-industrial-modernity one we might expect from this type...

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Fish Aquarium Sink

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Moving goldfish out of the living room and into the bathroom for a perfect view of what will surely be their place of final burial, down the toilet, seems like an illogical move. That is, until you see this awesome fish...

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The Odorless Toilet Fan

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The Odorless Toilet Fan claims to be "the #1 way to eliminate #2 odor." The unit installs inside your toilet tank to inhale all the foul-smelling air your bowel movements produce so you don't have to....

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Dude Wipes

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Dude Wipes: A Brief Overview of Audience and Application. Dude Wipes are for dudes. And every once in while--say, every 18 to 24 hours--dudes tend to have an especially...explosive...encounter with the bathroom. The kind...

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