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Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser

Posted: July 19, 2020
Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser
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When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker / All skeet skeet, goddamn!

Ahhhh, there are so many places to go with a soap dispenser whose nozzle is designed to look like a man - let's call him Jack Offerman - about to ejaculate. Jack is, like, right there, on the edge. All he needs is someone who's gotten their hands a little dirty to be willing to get them just a little dirtier and help him out.

The bronze-copper-colored Orgasmic Man is made of solid, lead-free pewter, and comes cum-ready for insertion into your standard 28/400 bottle of soap, dishwashing liquid, or lotion. And if you thought his erection was big, wait 'til you see his pump straw. That thing is a monster. It might even be too much for your bottles and jars to handle, in which case, go ahead and snip it down to a more manageable size.

The Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser is a highly recommended Dude novelty gift and white elephant gift pick.

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