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Han Solo in Carbonite Soap

By: on May 25, 2012

At this point it seems carbonite is the least of Han Solo's worries. Since Return of the Jedi, he's been frozen in a block of ice, suspended in chocolate, sucked into the iPhone craze, and now! Now lured into the grips of organic oils and enmeshed in a bar of soap so he can scrub my a...nkles.

Hand-poured and flecked with glistening metallic pigments, Han Solo in Carbonite Soap enters the scene as the latest attempt to immortalize circa 1983 Harrison Ford (and perhaps with good reason--circa 2012 Harrison Ford is getting up there.) Surprisingly, given Solo's disposition and close proximity to Chewbacca, the soap is both gentle on the skin and fragrance-free. It also contains no parabens, formaldehyde, sodium sulfates, detergents, alcohol, or animal by-products. Honorable, yet stubborn cleanser ingredients include coconut and palm oils, glycerin, and moisturizing sorbitol.

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Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie

$108.99 from Amazon »

Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...

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Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar

$7.99 from ThinkGeek »

What took them so long? Although I'd prefer an Augustus Gloop drowning in chocolate bar, Han Solo's plight lends itself nicely to aiding in the fattening of America as well. Jabba The Hutt, although posing no long term...

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Stack - Infinite Soap Bars

Sold Out from Amazon »

What if your bar of soap's slivered remains could transform from flat to stacked with no hassle, no waste, and no complex procedures or anesthesia? Simply and terrifically brilliant--like so many Kickstarter projects--Stack...

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Millennium Falcon Blueprint LED Lamp

$49.95 from Amazon »

Have you been searching for the perfect blueprint light? Me too. And wow. This 16-color LED desk lamp went with the Millennium Falcon as its subject! I thought I was going to be stuck with, like, the White House or some...

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Magnetic Soap Holder

$27.99 from Amazon »

Now this looks like some soap beamed straight down from Captain Kirk's bathroom on the Starship Enterprise. It's hovering there in midair because the pyramid base of the holder has telekinetic powers. And also a couple...

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Money Duck Soap - Up to $50 in Each Bar

$12.83 from Amazon »

Know someone who could be a little more diligent about washing their hands? Or their body? Just remember, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Or, in this case, you catch more hygienic kids and friends with cash...

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Weener Kleener Soap

$9.99 from Amazon »

I don't think that's how you spell "wiener" or "cleaner", but I'm willing to overlook the mistake on account of the fact that my penis has been bugging me for its own soap ever since it got the wrong end of a bar I used...

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The Super Shaver Soap Saver

Discontinued

August 2014 Update: Having received multiple emails from Dude readers noting that they ordered, and paid for, the Super Shaver Soap Saver months ago and have neither never received their product, nor an explanation for...

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Wooden Boat Bathtub

Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...

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Millennium Falcon Quadcopter

$69.48 from Amazon »

Air Hogs' Millennium Falcon Quad is recommended for ages 8 and up. Huh. I'm not sure if it makes me feel youthful or really uncomfortable that I'm sitting here right now coveting a toy made for an 8-year-old....

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Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope

$14.99 from Movember Store »

I guess the Movember Store's Know Thy Nuts Soap on a Rope looks like a set of testicles. But it also looks like a lopsided butt and a white Grimace from the McDonald's commercials. So it wouldn't just make a great gift...

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Soap Rocks

$8.49 - $46.49 from Amazon »

Gettin' so fresh and so clean with my Lapus Lazuli. Scrubbin' down with a fine hunk of green garnet. Washin' away my sins with this bar of Black Onyx. Who needs the time to mine semi-precious stones, or the money to buy...