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Dragon Sink Faucet

By: on March 31, 2014
$55
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I can hardly stand the anticipation. Game of Thrones. Season 4. Less than a week away. I might pee my pants. Hey! Someone turn off that dragon sink faucet! It's not helping my continence! Hey, wait...a dragon sink faucet? A dragon spewing not fire, but fire's yang? Very profound. And rad-looking. And contributory to my salivating obsession with Daenerys Targaryen, both in its reminiscence of a child of the Mother of Dragons, and in its functional ability to wash the drool off my face.

Rozinsanitary's elegant antiqued brass sink fixture brings some medieval class to the bathroom. Pair it with a dragon toilet paper holder and a dragon incense box to communicate your obsession with mythical beasts to all who enter your lair of bodily functions.

Note: I think the dragon's hot and cold faucet handles look like tiny baby arms. I am therefore 100% in favor of Rozinsanitary making a T-Rex version of this phenomenal bathroom installation.

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