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AquaDance Drencher Showerhead

By: on December 04, 2015
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No, I am not showing you the AquaDance Drencher 3-setting 8" curved rainfall showerhead with waterfall mode just because it looks like a vagina.

That's only part of the reason.

The other half...fourth...of it is the AquaDance's trio of settings, interchangeable between refreshing rainfall, relaxing waterfall, and a combination of both for times when you want to go back to bed, but kind of have to rally and go to work to make a living. In white and chrome it's not the most attractive showerhead I've ever seen, but--I gotta say it--as with vaginas, looks are not always the best indicators of performance.

The showerhead has a an 8" face and a central lever for switching between settings. According to AquaDance, it produces high-power waterflow and connects to any standard 1/2" shower arm with no tools required. However, some reviewers have noted you need to install a special arm for the head to function in a horizontal position, and others say its pressure is not ideal unless you remove the flow regulator (and sometimes not even then).

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