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Glass Skull Ice Bucket

By: on October 28, 2012
$24.99
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54 ounces of skull-shaped Brainfreeze coming your way. The skull ice bucket is made of thick-cut clear glass primed and insulated for holidays with the family, bad office parties, social gatherings populated by more than one of your exes, and other places that make you wish you were dead. Now, the skull won't kill you, but it will aid in the next best thing: chilling the martinis and Scotches on the rocks that will render you sufficiently drunk, numb, and able to coast through the horror.

It will also serve as overlord to your skull shot glasses.

And a partner in crime to your party in a briefcase.

Skull buckets have handles on either side for ease of transport from kitchen to living room to bathroom to bedroom, and measure 7-1/2" wide x 6" high x 6-2/3" deep.

Muchas danke to The Green Head.

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