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Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter

$198 Amazon »

Blast off from the standard tabletop decanter and enter the stratosphere of high-class booze containment with the Jonathan Adler Whiskey Rocket Decanter. This isn't just any ordinary vessel for your aged spirits; it's...

DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller

$29.99 Amazon »

Match your bottles of bubbles with the festive, fun, romantic, or spooky theme of the party you're pouring them for with a DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller. The stainless steel ice bucket holds a cylindrical ring of ice...

Shot Rocket Dispenser

Sold Out Amazon »

Shot Rocket. I don't say it, I sing it. To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Want to try it with me? Countdown to sing-off: Five, four, three, two, one...Shot Rocket!...

The Throttle Opener

The Throttle Opener's got my hand - and mouth, and heart - goin' VROOM, VROOM VROOM! Time to grip hard, gun open some beers, and leave their bottles in the dust as they fly down my throat...

IceLiners Martini Glass & Ice-Lining Silicone Mold

$28.94 Amazon »

According to IceLiners, this martini glass and silicone mold combo allows you to create "a thin lining of ice attached to the inner wall of your glass, keeping its temperature near freezing for a prolonged period of time."...

Dometic MoBar 550S Outdoor Mobile Bar Cart

$5,995.95 Williams Sonoma »

Dometic MoBar. It's short for Domestic Mother's Bar, but they changed the name so dads and dudes will want to use it. No, that's not it. OK, they changed it so it wouldn't be so obvious how bad domestic mothers need a...

The Hybrid Cocktail Glass

$55 Amazon »

The Hybrid Cocktail Glass allows ye in need of a drink to measure, mix, and mmm mmm mmm down the hatch in a single vessel, without the mess of sweating tumblers, and without the buzzkill of taking sips of a watered-down...

Letter & Number Ice Molds

$22 - $54 Etsy »

Only thing that could make my Old Fashioned better is a big ol' "D" lookin' at me like, "Dude!" every time I take a sip. Well, gulp, really. Dry January is nowhere to be seen in my house in 2023, and given how fast I...

Centellino Areadivino Wine Aerator & Decanter

$56.99 Amazon »

Top-o'-the-mornin' to you, my dudes, and top-o'-the-bottle to you, my Centellino Areadivino Wine Aerator & Decanter. The Italian-made glass bauble has a cork-like base that slides right into wine bottles to perform its...

Coiled Snake Bottle Opener

$68.95 Amazon »

This Coiled Snake Bottle Opener from COPPERTIST.WU is made of solid brass, with hand-carved scales to give it a weighty and uniquely textured feel, along with a sexy look, as it assists you in opening your equally sexy...

Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit

$49.95 Amazon »

Somethin's brewin' up in here, and for once, it's not a fight. Not a beer, pot of coffee, or cup of tea for your mama this time either. With the Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit, what's brewin' is...well...yeah. Hard cider...

Strongman Beer Glass

$36.40 The Apollo Box »

Strong like ox meets strong like Brewmeister Snake Venom in this Strongman Beer Glass. It's the official stein of meatheads with both bulging biceps and bulging guts!...

Tool Handle Glass Beer Mugs

$32 Amazon »

Give your suds-lovin' handy man a jolt of joy with one of JoyJolt's tool handle glass beer mugs. Choose from the Crescent Wrench, Screwdriver, Hammer, Combination Wrench, or Pipe Wrench Beer Stein, and let him sip...or...

Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand

$24.99 Final Touch »

Who wants to skull a beer? The Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite brew, cocktail, sodie, or juice, pooling about half of the drink in a skull-shaped "boot" molded out of the bottom...

Disco Ball Bar Cart

$223.05 Etsy »

Bring the booze and the party together like never before with this Disco Ball Bar Cart from Glam Globes. The mirrored drinks trolley has the same basic design as the 16th Century Italian Old World Globe Bar, but instead...

Lightsaber-Wielding Lamp & Liquor Dispenser

$224 Etsy »

Meet the Starkiller, here to make you the star of a killer party...especially if you're hosting a bunch of Star Wars fans. The lamp and liquor dispenser from Rustic Design features industrial pipes, metal hardware, and...

The Rockstar Bar

$6,900 Buster + Punch »

Pooour some sugar on mayyy! And then follow it up with one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. All taken from their shelf on the Rockstar Bar, Buster + Punch's solid America Walnut whiskey bar made, like any good rockstar...

QWIK-CORK Wine Cork Trimmer

$26.99 Amazon »

Put a cork in it! ... Push harder...and maybe twist some while you're pushing...just jam it...yeah...oh...oops. We need some wet paper towels and Wine Away over here, stat!...

DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener

$14.95 Amazon »

A partier with a Champagne bottle is basically the equivalent of Ralphie Parker with a BB gun: if they get one, there's a decent chance they'll shoot their eye out. And while the DeVine Champagne Bottle Opener can't do...

Crab Decanter

Crab your favorite bottle of Pinot and let this immaculately blown glass crustacean regurgitate it into a perfectly decanted, beautiful bottle of red. Crab Decanter maker Ignite Glass Studios, which brought us the equally...

Star Wars Landspeeder Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets

$99.99 Amazon »

The only improvement I would make to Geeki Tikis' Star Wars Landspeeder Punch Bowl with Luke & R2-D2 Muglets is engineering the Landspeeder to hover like it does in real life. Er, uh, in movie life. It would be easy...

Carved Jicaras - Mezcal Drinking Gourds

$35 Etsy »

Despite it being the current hipster spirit of choice, I do love me some mezcal. It is, as ol' Guy Fieri would say, flavor country. Especially pechuga mezcal, which made me gag when I first heard of it, but subsequently...

Dime Wall-Mounted Bar Cabinet

Welp, Splinterworks certainly doesn't call their wall-mounted bar cabinet "Dime" for its price tag. And though it may be appropriate to conclude that a purchase of the semi-spherical segmented spirits shelf would leave...

SIPSIP Wine Glass - The Wine Glass with a Straw

$19.98 Amazon »

Just a little SIPSIP through the built-in straw on this glass of Pinot. And maybe a little NIPNIP of this fatty French brie my wife bought. And then, back to work. ... ... OK, how about just hand me the bottle and the...