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Z.E.R.O. - Zombie Apocalypse Kit

Z.E.R.O - Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations Kit
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  • Z.E.R.O Rifle Scope
  • Z.E.R.O Tactical Backpack
  • Z.E.R.O Crimson Trace Grip
  • Z.E.R.O Dual Beam Laser
  • Z.E.R.O Glock Laser Grip
  • Z.E.R.O Gun Cleaning Kit
  • Z.E.R.O Knife
  • Z.E.R.O Zombie-Melting Furnace
  • Z.E.R.O - Stomper Sights & Covers
  • Z.E.R.O Tactical Ops Watch
  • Z.E.R.O - Zombie Apocalypse Kit

OK, zombiologists, conspiracy theorists, slaves to sci-fi, and keepers of the Boy Scout motto, it's time to put your $24,000 where your mouth is. OpticsPlanet has assembled a stunning and formidable sprawl of zombie apocalypse survival tools into the Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit, and in so doing, crowned itself the indisputable overlord of the undead offensive.

Equal parts, tactical, medical, scientific, defensive, and Yippee-ki-yay, mother fucker!, the Z.E.R.O. arms zombie annihilators both to combat the infected who cannot be saved, and to develop a cure for the innocent who still can. In warpainted vigilante mode, you can use the likes of night vision scopes to enhance your already keen retinal zombie detection powers, a watch with SureShot calculator that provides shooting solutions out to 1000 feet for wiping out a nest sniper-style, and a thermal imaging camera for tracking trails of freshly disembodied brain matter. Up close, laser grips aid in distraction when blood brawls get sticky, and compact knives stored in a tactical vest deliver last-chance guttings when a zombie has you in its throes. And when you walk away from the battle unscathed, kick back and relax with a cold one from the kit's Tactical Beer Mug.

When not actively kicking ass, zombie assailants can employ the Z.E.R.O.'s panoply of laboratory equipment to test samples and experiment on captured carriers in hopes of finding a cure for the pandemic, or at least a means of systematically obliterating the flesh-eaters without risking human lives. OpticsPlanet also points out the possibility of researching an appetite suppressant that curbs zombies' hunger for human flesh, or developing a method of training them to be docile, since they can perform the physical work of 30 men, and could thus be very useful in our quest to be an entirely sedentary race. Anyway, beakers, pipettes, a Celestron microscope, even an incinerator all contribute to the advancement of this noble Undead Reappropriation cause.

Z.E.R.O Kits include [note that you might want to grab a cold beverage, seek out an ergonomic chair, and brace for WTF impact before continuing]:

WEAPON ACCESSORIES

  • GG&G Extreme Heavy Duty Swivel Bipod
  • Eotech Gear Scopecoat Cover for EoTech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Sight
  • OPMOD PVS-14 Monocular Gen 3 PINNACLE Night Vision Scope 64 lp/mm
  • Thermal Eye X50 100x800px Waterproof Thermal Imaging Camera
  • Surefire 6V LED Shotgun Forend Weaponlight for Benelli M1-M2
  • Leupold VX-R ZOMBIE 1.25-4x20mm 30mm Riflescope
  • Plano Moulding Zombie Ammo Can
  • Champion Zombie Target 6-Pack
  • Streamlight TLR-1 HP Long Range Rail Mounted Flashlight, Standard Switch w/ Rail Locating Keys for Glock Style, 1913 Picatinny
  • Safariland 6305 ALS Tactical Holster w/ Quick Release Leg Harness
  • New, Steiner 10x50 Military Binoculars Laser Rangefinder
  • Leupold Mark 4 20-60x80mm, Black Spotting Scope
  • Laser Devices DBAL-I2 Dual Beam Laser, Visible Green Laser
  • Mako Group Fab Defense Handguard w/Rails For Remington
  • Trijicon ACOG 6x48 Dual Ill Riflescope w/Mount
  • Vero Vellini Premium Padded Leather Rifle Sling
  • Crimson Trace Full-size Glock Laser Zombie Edition
  • Eotech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Holographic Sight

KNIVES

  • Browning Zombie Apocalypse Knife
  • SOG Tigershark Elite Tactical Knife

CASES AND BACKPACKS

  • Eberlestock G4 Operator Pack, Multicam G4MM
  • OPMOD Professional Range Bag, Pull Out & Brass
  • OPMOD Floating MSR Extreme Gun Case
  • Camelbak BFM Hydration Pack - 100 oz/3.0L MultiCam

RELOADING AND GUNSMITHING EQUIPMENT

  • Otis Technology Zombie Gun Cleaning System
  • RCBS Pro-Melt Furnace
  • RCBS Pro 2000 Progressive Press
  • Lyman 1200 DPS 3 Digital Powder System

TOOLS

  • Pelican Mobile Tool Chest with Drawers
  • SUREFIRE SF123A BULK BOX
  • Brunton Solaris USB Foldable Solar Panel
  • Leatherman MUT Black Multi Tool w/Black Molle Sheath
  • Night Armor Tactical Pen
  • OPMOD Battle Mug with Carry Handle
  • Brunton International Pocket Transit Pro Compass
  • 5.11 Tactical Field Ops Waterproof Uni-Directional Bezel Watch
  • Streamlight E-Spot FireBox LED Lantern

PROTECTIVE GEAR

  • Tactical Assault Gear Rampage Releasable Armor Carrier
  • Tactical Assault Gear Intrepid Chest Rig w/Grenade & Mag Pouches
  • Oakley Commit SQ Sunglasses, Brown Sugar Frame
  • Stanley Large First Aid Kit
  • Blackhawk S.O.L.A.G. HD with Kevlar
  • ESS Profile TurboFan Military/Tactical Goggles - Black Frame, Clear & Smoke Gray Lenses
  • Specter Gear M-2 Mk-3 Rapid Reload Chest Carrier for AK-47 Magazines

LABORATORY EQUIPMENT

  • Qorpak Bottle Beakers, Medium Rounds, Wide Mouth
  • Labnet Labpette R Repeating Pipette
  • Samco Disposable Transfer Pipets
  • UNICO Shake-It Pipette Shaker
  • Celestron Professional Compound Microscope

Purchase Details: $23,999 from Optics Planet »
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