Brass Knuckles iPhone Case
This'll teach that punk at the bank not to interrupt me while I'm trying to win Hall & Oates comeback tour tickets from Delilah on WARM 106.9. Dude, I don't care if it's my turn, you're gonna get an iPhone case brass knuckle sandwich if you cut off my flow. I paid $154 for this thing, which is, like, 8 times more than Hall & Oates tickets, so don't think I'm not amped to try it out.
Despite the gold coloring--and the gold-alluding price--Urban Outfitters' Brass Knuckles iPhone Case is made of a less precious metal, and has a clear plastic-lined interior. If used to strike a maxillofacial mass of bone, tissue, and epidermal layers, it will surely do some damage. Maybe almost as much to the person it impacts as it does to the phone it is cradling, and the awkwardly fisted hand holding it.
So basically, if you want to look like someone no one should F with, but have no real intention of testing out your not-to-be-F'd-withness, a knuckle duster sheath for your iPhone will be a handy little accessory.
Muchas danke to The Green Head.