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Foaming Mousse Dry Pet Shampoo

By: on May 07, 2016
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My friend Cornelius' Uncle Otto used to have this crotchety, overweight Westie called Magoo who, like many dogs, enjoyed digging around in the back yard and rolling in rabbit crap. He also had severe skin allergies (along with ear infections, eye infections, and diabetes because he was so fat) so Otto couldn't give him a bath very often. His solution, as Fatty Magoo devolved into Fatty, Rank Magoo, was to douse the dog in his own cologne. Sex Panther. Just kidding. It was Acqua di Parma. And, yeah, it made Fatty Magoo smell better. But it also made him smell like Otto. And Otto like Fatty Magoo. Kinda weird.

I think Clean Green Pets here has a better idea. Mousse-style dry pet shampoo. Spray the foam into your hands, rub it through your dog's fur, let it sit for a minute, and then wipe the newly fresh 'n' clean pooch down with a towel. Clean Green Pets says the solution is suitable for cats, rabbits, and ferrets too.

This dry shampoo has a green apple scent, and is made of 100% natural, non-toxic, biodegradable ingredients. Clean Green Pets guarantees the mousse to be safe and gentle on sensitive skin, with no added dyes, detergents, soaps, or alcohols. The company also says it won't leave the applicant's hands sticky or smelly.

The package includes a 12" x 12" microfiber shammy for wiping down pets post-dry shampooing.

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