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Foaming Mousse Dry Pet Shampoo

By: on May 07, 2016
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My friend Cornelius' Uncle Otto used to have this crotchety, overweight Westie called Magoo who, like many dogs, enjoyed digging around in the back yard and rolling in rabbit crap. He also had severe skin allergies (along with ear infections, eye infections, and diabetes because he was so fat) so Otto couldn't give him a bath very often. His solution, as Fatty Magoo devolved into Fatty, Rank Magoo, was to douse the dog in his own cologne. Sex Panther. Just kidding. It was Acqua di Parma. And, yeah, it made Fatty Magoo smell better. But it also made him smell like Otto. And Otto like Fatty Magoo. Kinda weird.

I think Clean Green Pets here has a better idea. Mousse-style dry pet shampoo. Spray the foam into your hands, rub it through your dog's fur, let it sit for a minute, and then wipe the newly fresh 'n' clean pooch down with a towel. Clean Green Pets says the solution is suitable for cats, rabbits, and ferrets too.

This dry shampoo has a green apple scent, and is made of 100% natural, non-toxic, biodegradable ingredients. Clean Green Pets guarantees the mousse to be safe and gentle on sensitive skin, with no added dyes, detergents, soaps, or alcohols. The company also says it won't leave the applicant's hands sticky or smelly.

The package includes a 12" x 12" microfiber shammy for wiping down pets post-dry shampooing.

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Cookiray Anti-Odor Pendant Lamp

Looks like the Cookiray Anti-Odor Pendant Lamp went with Slimer Stew as the sample dish in its demo video. What the ghosts-from-hell else smokes neon green on the stovetop?...

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Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs

Don't let that samurai-armored Shiba Inu's smile fool you. The dog is ready for feudal Japan levels of combat. See his samurai sword? Hiding there in his mouth? If I were you I'd armor up, find a weapon, and brace yourself....

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$20,000 Hypoallergenic Designer House Cat

Discontinued

The Ashera is possibly the only cat that is acceptable for a single male to own. Because it's about the size of an ocelot, and weighs 30 freakin' pounds. And that's 30 pounds of genetically-gifted muscle, not 30 pounds...

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The Odorless Toilet Fan

$169.95 from Amazon »

The Odorless Toilet Fan claims to be "the #1 way to eliminate #2 odor." The unit installs inside your toilet tank to inhale all the foul-smelling air your bowel movements produce so you don't have to....

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Cat Battle Armor

$500 - $520 from Etsy »

Quick, someone get this cat a lance! He's scheduled to joust one of the guinea pigs from G-Force at high noon and only just finished his battle armor fitting. I don't know if he's ready for this. The pigs have been training...

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Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

$15.76 - $17.99 from Amazon »

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...

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No More Woof - Dog to Human Translator

$65 - $400 from No More Woof »

From the Nordic Society of Invention and Discovery--yes, that's a real society, not one made up by Wes Anderson--comes No More Woof, a device that lifts up the latest technology in micro computing and EEG, and plops it...

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King Bed with Doggie Insert

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Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side....

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Taxidermy Animal Drones

When I first read about, but hadn't yet seen, Copter Company's taxidermy animal drones I though they just sounded kinda goofy. Then I got a look at the Orvillecopter here. A spread-eagle taxidermied quad-cat-ter flying...

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Scented Herb Temporary Tattoos

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Yes, ma'am I do have a tattoo of rosemary on my arm. Wanna smell it? ... No, wait! It's not scratch 'n' sniff, it's.... Yes ma'am, I now have a tattoo of chopped rosemary on my arm....

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Calmz Anxiety Relief System for Dogs

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Dragon's Breath Pyro Trick Powder

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Been looking for the perfect Halloween costume...for your shotgun? I don't think Dragon's Breath Powder promotes itself as the ideal filling for 12-gauge ammo, but there's clearly no stopping resourceful minds with too...